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[albatross]

Dear, bay12, I never thought this could happen to me...
Well, long story short, Alåth the silver tongue knew how to negotiate a good deal with the human guild rep.

This is Alåth,  the boss of the establishment, taking a nap after a long day:
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/647/negot1.gif

And he's sleeping in the same bed with his wife Atír, like good married couples do:
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5074/negot2.gif

Oh but wait, what's that third lump on the bed? Is that... Oh my, it's the human guild representative! That's not how conduct a meeting! Ewww, stop! Oh the acts of depravity!
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/822/negot3.gif

Beer status: spilled; on the shirt, on the desk, on the keyboard

[LordSlowpoke]

I don't see how any of this is related to dwarven monogamity. You know, it's dwarven. As in, applies only to dwarves. One dwarf can have (relationship, etc. etc.) only one dwarf. Give that guy a statue, he deserves it.

[Retro]

"Was it good for you, baby?"
"Eh, it wasn't legendary or anything... accomplished, maybe."

[vagel7]

He is the dwarf playboy.

[Sensei]

Dwarves reproduce with spores, silly!

They're just keeping warm.

[jaked122]

Dwarves reproduce with spores, silly!

They're just keeping warm.

so do people, they just need to be close for it to work

[Asellus]

They need a nice cold shower, just make sure there's not enough drainage!

[Malsqueek]

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that the guild representative is Perfectly Agile...

[Strangething]

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that the guild representative is Perfectly Agile...

One could even say ambidextrous.

[Ricky]

the wife is a talented wrestler

[Tenth Speed Writer]

This is a human and dwarves. On the statue is Alåth McCassanova the Dwarf, Atír Oststakud the Dwarf, and Tal Lecbemel the Human. Tal Lecbemel is performing a depraved act. Alåth McCassanova is laughing. Atír Oststakud is striking a menacing pose. This relates the discovery of Alåth McCassanova and Tal Lecbemel by Oststakud in xxx of yyy in zzz.

[albatross]

Hmm. Upon closer inspection, the women are awake. Huh.

[lordnincompoop]

Hmm. Upon closer inspection, the women are awake. Huh.

Well, of course. Ever tried to do it in your sleep?

[IronyOwl]

Come to think of it, the wife's got quite a silver tongue herself...