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[RedWarrior0]

Michigan has Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction. Anyways, we have quite a bit of Great Lake coastline, and shitloads of internal lakes as well...

My view of Ohio is:
1. Overrated
2. Closest spot in the US where we can buy real fireworks
3. They stole Toledo from us

I am growing adept at identifying an Ohio accent through the internet.

And as for the grits/lutefisk thing, nothing, please.

Are you sure?  We have to go out of state to get fireworks too.

Also, North Carolina didn't invent flying.  We did, you were just where we did it.  Menlo Park didn't invent the lightbulb, dicks.

Well, driving south the last 10 miles (at least) are ads for firework places.

[MaximumZero]

I prefer Indiana to Ohio for fireworks. That could have something to do with me living closer to IN, though.

[Mishy]

I live in the UK. I drink tea and have 'meh' teeth.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Flying belongs to us, and I will not allow petty facts to get in the way of that! It's on our license plates!

[Jackrabbit]

I used to live in New Zealand. I say 'ey' at the end of sentences occasionally, love fish and chips and love to eat lamb.

Feel free to claim that there's some sort of innuendo in that, but I do not give blowjobs to sheep and quite frankly those documents are fabricated.

Now I live in Australia, love beef, loves me some Corona (wait is that Aussie oh God), to me Vegemite on toast is the best thing ever and I fucking love the outback.

[OmnipotentGrue]

I used to live in New Zealand. I say 'ey' at the end of sentences occasionally, love fish and chips and love to eat lamb.

Feel free to claim that there's some sort of innuendo in that, but I do not give blowjobs to sheep and quite frankly those documents are fabricated.

Now I live in Australia, love beef, loves me some Corona (wait is that Aussie oh God), to me Vegemite on toast is the best thing ever and I fucking love the outback.

HOW?!

[Jackrabbit]

It is food that descended from the yeasty heavens to alight, smelly and black, onto my toast.

Every day I praise the Gods of fermentation for this gift they have bestowed upon me.

[OmnipotentGrue]

It is food that descended from the yeasty heavens to alight, smelly and black, onto my toast.

Every day I praise the Gods of fermentation for this gift they have bestowed upon me.

This is mystifying, I don't know anyone that actually likes Vegemite.

[Jackrabbit]

And the butter's pretty sweet too.

[OmnipotentGrue]

And the butter's pretty sweet too.

I never have butter with other spreads.

You've got me listening to Mothership, by the way.

[RedKing]

Michigan has Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction. Anyways, we have quite a bit of Great Lake coastline, and shitloads of internal lakes as well...

My view of Ohio is:
1. Overrated
2. Closest spot in the US where we can buy real fireworks
3. They stole Toledo from us

I am growing adept at identifying an Ohio accent through the internet.

And as for the grits/lutefisk thing, nothing, please.

Are you sure?  We have to go out of state to get fireworks too.

Also, North Carolina didn't invent flying.  We did, you were just where we did it.  Menlo Park didn't invent the lightbulb, dicks.

Someone sounds bitter. Probably because you have to live in Ohio. 
 
*head pat* It's okay, you can come enjoy our fabulous, un-oil-slicked beaches, our tall-but-not-too-tall mountains, our world-class golf courses, our picturesque barrier islands (better known as people crazy enough to live on a 6ft high sandbar 300 miles out to sea) and our delicious barbecue. Just don't wander too far off the highways in certain places, because some people in the hinterlands think the War of Northern Aggression is still going on...

[Blargityblarg]

I have always lived in Australia. I say both 'Innit' and 'Y'all' at the end of sentences occasionally, don't mind fish and chips and most of my meat intake is lamb.

I deny all claims, photographic evidence or otherwise, of Emugate.

I still live in Australia, barely eat beef, don't drink (I'm pretty sure Corona is Aussie though, but I might just be getting it confused with banana bender XXXX) and I very rarely have vegemite, and when I do have it it is incredibly thinly spread with plenty of butter.

_{MUAHAHAHA STEREOTYPES DIE DIE DIE}

[Vester]

I still live in Australia, barely eat beef, don't drink (I'm pretty sure Corona is Aussie though, but I might just be getting it confused with banana bender XXXX) and I very rarely have vegemite, and when I do have it it is incredibly thinly spread with plenty of butter.

.. Isn't Corona, like, Mexican?

[Jackrabbit]

Actually, yeah, I think so.

Anyway, What's this crap about not-to-tall mountains.

Come to New Zealand, we'll show you real mountains.

[RedKing]

Actually it's like piss in a bottle. But yes, it is Mexican.

Aussie beers that I remember were VB, Foster's, West End Eagle Blue, and Carlton. Was rather partial to VB while I was there. That and Bundy rum.

Anyway, What's this crap about not-to-tall mountains.

Come to New Zealand, we'll show you real mountains.

Whoa now. I'm not daft enough to get into a scenic landscapes fight with New Zealand. That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight.