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[Creamcorn]

Name : Bob and Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards)
*Bob and Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards) are Siamese twins. They are attached from the spine, facing away form each other.

Primary skill Bob: Driving
Primary skill Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards): Charisma

Weakness : Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards) can't drive
Weakness : Bob attracted to other drivers

Action one: Try to get out of bed (Both Bobs)
A2: Do morning stretches (Both Bobs)
A3: Get into the shower (Both Bobs)
A4: Brush teeth in the shower (Just Bob)
-A4: Wash hair Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards)
A5: Wash Body (Bob)
-A5: Put on conditioner Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards)
A6: Get dressed, casually (Bob)
-A6: Get dressed in disco suit Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards)

[Mullet Master]

Next turn will be Sat the 10th
Creamcorn, although being extremely eccentric, will be allowed to join the game at that turn. My mind boggles at his/her character.

[Schilcote]

Next turn will be Sat the 10th
Creamcorn, although being extremely eccentric, will be allowed to join the game at that turn. My mind boggles at his/her character.

And the alien spy is perfectly normal?

[Creamcorn]

Next turn will be Sat the 10th
Creamcorn, although being extremely eccentric, will be allowed to join the game at that turn. My mind boggles at his/her character.

You can refer to Bob as Bob and Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards) as boB. I hope that makes things more easier; also, Bob and boB are guys.

[Mullet Master]

Day  8
A new mutant joins the fray. Can it make it out of the trailer park?

Next turn is going to be on Tuesday.

Spoiler: Marty (click to show/hide)

1. GO ON ANOTHER TOUR 5 - Your groupie/agent decides to book you on a three state tour of family reunions. For the next three game days you will have a mandatory "tour event" to attend. 
2. FIND AN ENGINE 1 You find a rusted V8 engine block stuck in the mud alongside the road. You throw out 2 groupies to make room for it in your truck , but you realize that the engine is worthless. Woops.
3. GET HIM TO CHANGE MY TRUCK INTO A PLANE TRUCK. 2 You get on your CB radio and say "HIM, if you are listening, I need my truck turned into a plane truck". He doesn't listen.

Name: Marty McAwesome
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Can't drive
Health : 10  Truck Health : 10  Cash : 6 Distance: 700

Inventory : Spectacular Mullet, 2 groupies(Cindy,Candi)
Cargo : Sewage ( rarity : 6 ) (25% remaining),Rusted V8 Engine block (0 cash value)
Score : 6

Cindy
Primary skill : Hairspray
Weakness : Mullets
Health : 3
Driving skill (-1 to all rolls)

Spoiler: Terrahex (click to show/hide)

1. WAKE UP 5+2=7 You are fully awake. Woohoo!

Name: Terrahex
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Alcohol
Health : 10  Truck Health : 8 Cash : 0
Inventory : Double Barreled-shotgun (25 shells),
Cargo : Contraband DVDs (rarity : 6) , 4 crates of booze (40 cash value),
Score : 8

Spoiler: Xegeth (click to show/hide)

1. STEAL AUTOPILOT : 6(+2(only action)) = 8 You drive to the airport. You see a hangar where there is something being dismantled... Ah yes, Hangar 18. You believe you have heard about this place before. You sneak in and steal an autopilot unit from a pile of wreckage. After you hook it into your cigarette lighter it starts speaking a gibberish language to you. You suspect it of being Russian, but you really don't know. You take the unit apart and cut the wires to the speaker. Much better. After wiring it into your truck , you realize that you can't program the destination in this thing. Your truck drives automatically now. (+1 score for plot twist)
2. DRIVE TO ? 6 (Action by NPC) The truck heads off towards... you don't know what. At a high rate of speed. You burn about a thousand cubic feet of coal. Your carbon footprint is high.

Name: Xegeth
Skill: Technical
Weakness: Can't drive, addicted to Painkillers

Health : 2  Truck Health : 24 Cash : 1 Distance : 600
Inventory : DoubleTruck, Bottle of Painkillers (7 left, value 7), 2.5 hopper cars full of coal (value alot),Dubious Autopilot
Cargo : 4 (floormats )
Score : 10

DoubleTruck : Two semi truck tractors welded together. It has two motors so it's going to burn alot of gas. It has a normal size trailer for cargo, and another trailer for the steam engine. It is towing 3 boxcars full of coal. It currently is the longest truck in the world. 

Spoiler: Bob the Alien (click to show/hide)

You are located near the Atlantic ocean, so you decide the best method would be to change your truck into a boat.

1. TRANSFORM 5(+1 (two actions) (+2 skill) =8 By now, human technology is extremely familiar, so you stop at the local scrapyard yet again and demand more parts for your truck. The owner demands payment, so you modify his "CAR-MARO" in exchange for parts. What a stupid sounding vehicle name! Anyway, you attach two empty tanker truck trailers to your vehicle and reconfigure your engine to create pressured liquid for forward propulsion in water. Ahoy! (+1 score)
2. ROLL OUT 4 +1=5 You take to the sea, and make it to your destination.
3. DELIVER CARGO [automatic] You arrive at "Billy Rays Chop Shop and Printing Shop and other Shop" in Carbunkle, North Carolina. You deliver your cargo and are awarded a small amount of human cash. (+1 cash, +1 score, distance = 0)

Name: Bob.
Skill: Science. Alien science.
Weakness: Physically weak, despises drug users.
Health : 10  Car Health : 10 Cash : 1 Distance : 0
Inventory :  Arc Cannon
Cargo :
Score : 8

"PIECE OF SHIT" - The fastest human land vehicle ever made. It is capable of 3.22 x 10^-6 astronomical units per hour for short bursts, and has a cruising speed of 2.5 x 10^-6 AU/hr. It is equipped with a large arc cannon mounted under the hood of the car(1 shot) It is now the fastest water vehicle ever made.

Spoiler: Urist (click to show/hide)

Decay 6 : You are completely decayed.


GAME OVER
Final Score : 27
10 points (1st dead)
10 points (Going out with a Bang)
1 point (1 cash)

Name: Urist McTrucker
Primary: Driving
Weakness:BOOZE!
Health : 0  Truck Health : 6 Cash : 1
Score : 6

Spoiler: Bob/boB Bob? (click to show/hide)

(+5 points for creating a confusing ass character)

A1.al1 GET OUT OF BED 1[/]-3(-3,6 actions total)= -2 Both bobs fall out of bed, crash through the floorboards and land on a sleeping dog underneath the trailer. The dog sees an angry mutant monster and bites it for 2 damage. (-2 health)
A2.all DO MORNING STRETCHES 6-3=3 After climbing out from underneath the trailer, Bobob stretches itself and wipes away some of the blood from the dog bite.
A3.all Shower 3-3=0 You don't have running water in your trailer. One bob throws a bucket of water on the other bob, but that water isn't water, it is kerosene. Now you both feel nauseus. (-1 health)
A4.1 BRUSH TEETH 4-3 = 1  You brush your teeth with kerosene. At least it kills your bad breath.
A4.2 WASH HAIR 5-3 = 2 You wash your hair with kerosene. At least it kills the lice.
A5.1 PUT ON CONDITIONER 5-3 = 2 You put on Diesel Additive #3 as a conditioner. It leaves your hair with an unaturally oily sheen, but at least it removes the kerosene.
A5.2 WASH BODY 2-3=-1 You don't have any soap, or water, so you scrub yourself down with Turpentine. It tingles, in an unhealthy way. (-1 health)
A6.1 Get Dressed Casually 2-3 = -1 You don't get dressed in casual clothing . Instead you run into the wall of your trailer as you try to put your pants on. It hurts ! (-1 health)
A6.2 Get Dressed (Disco Suit) 5-3 = 2 At least you aren't as stupid as your other half. You sucessfully get your clothes on.


Primary skill Bob: Driving
Primary skill Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards): Charisma
Weakness : Bob (that's Bob spelled backwards) can't drive
Weakness : Bob attracted to other drivers
Health :  5  Truck Health : 10 Cash : 1
Score : 5

[Schilcote]

PLOT?!?!?!?
THERE'S A PLOT?
:O

What year is it?
Also, can the PIECE OF SHIT still drive on land, or did I permanently modify it for marine travel?

#if so
     Modify the PIECE OF SHIT for air travel as well
#endif

Locate purveyor of alcohol. Attempt socialization (and also avoid the actual consumption of blood-brain barrier crossing substances). Might as well actually do my mission to some extent. (also, Stephinians are asexual. Just in case I do accidentally consume a deliriant of some kind.)

Then,
Attempt to build a long-range electromagnetic extra-planetary communicator. SPAADs work on the principle of quantum entanglement (sort of anyway).

#if my action count would not cause a penalty
     Do odd jobs for cash
#endif

[Realmfighter]

PLANETRUCK

[Xegeth]

I respond to the request for a plane truck with my current location and I explain that I'll work on it for 5 cash. While I'm waiting, I attach a series of ladders and ropes to my truck to allow me to easily move around it while it's moving.

[Schilcote]

I respond to the request for a plane truck with my current location and I explain that I'll work on it for 5 cash. While I'm waiting, I attach a series of ladders and ropes to my truck to allow me to easily move around it while it's moving.

I'll do it for 2.

[Creamcorn]

Action one: Have boB turn on the T.V. (if we have one) and switch the network to National Geographic and see if they're showing the Dog Whiesperer (South Park reference).

Action 1-6: Bob should get dressed, we don't want to draw even more attention.

[Terrahex]

I don't really dfeel like playing this RTD anymore. sorry but I quit 

[Mullet Master]

I don't really dfeel like playing this RTD anymore. sorry but I quit 

Thanks for playing! Hope you got at least some enjoyment out of it.

[Creamcorn]

I don't really dfeel like playing this RTD anymore. sorry but I quit 

Thanks for playing! Hope you got at least some enjoyment out of it.

Can I have his stuff?

[Mullet Master]

I'm looking at another 60 hour work week IRL (Not a truck driver) so I'm probably going to take a brief break. Next turn will be before Sunday.

[Terrahex]

I don't really dfeel like playing this RTD anymore. sorry but I quit 

Thanks for playing! Hope you got at least some enjoyment out of it.

yeah, I did. if you want to play on one of my RTD's, I've got two slots open on magical.