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[Mullet Master]

The scenario is simple. All players start out at an unnamed trailer park in Florida and have to make it across the country with a load of cargo of their own choosing.

This is a player versus player game.
The highest points are awarded to the player who successfully delivers the raresn )t cargo the farthest from Florida.

Here's some other things that can score points ( based on difficulty of actio

Beating up other players
Wrecking cars/trucks/etc.
Taking drugs and driving
Doing anything comedic
Arm wrestling
Hiring Burt Reynolds
Swearing on the CB

Character Sheet :

Name :
Choose one primary skill :
        Driving                     
        Strength (Fighting/Armwrestling/etc)   : Also +2 to starting health.
        Charisma (Negotiation/persuasion/etc) : Also +2 to cash.
        Technical (Repairs/Sabotage/etc)       : Also +2 to truck health.

Choose one or more weakness :
        Alcohol
        Drugs
        Attracted to other truck drivers
        Can't drive
        Chicken fingers ( too fat to leave the truck )
     
There are three stats.
Health - This is a catch-all stat for physical condition. It starts at 10 + any skill modifiers for all players, can be modified by events in game.
Cash - This is more or less how much money you have. Life isn't fair, you start out with 1d6 money (+ mods if applicable). Money is rolled by me.
Truck Health - This starts out as 10 + skill modifiers for all players. 
Additional Rules : Addon

# of actions per round. You may take several actions per round as long as they do not directly require another player to use a round. Any co-op activity must be coordinated between players, such as "Player A: I will do this with B. Player B: I will do this with A"
You may take up to 6 actions in one round.
You may not take more than one combat action against a player in any given round.

Since the biggest enemy to a truck driver is falling asleep, there are penalties for taking too many actions.
Here are the modifiers to the action list :
1 action : +2 to roll
2 actions : +1 to both rolls
3 actions : No effect.
4 : -1 to this roll
5 : -2
6 : -3 to this roll

So basically, the order and number of your actions is important.
 
Any actions you do not take will be assumed to be "sleep", and sleep never has a penalty or roll associated with it.

You do not have to post all your actions in the same post and may make "reactive actions" until the next round.

[Mullet Master]

Day 1
(round 1)

It must be another damn Monday. You wake up and push the booze bottles away from your bed, and you look outside and see a dog taking a crap in your yard. There's country music droning on the little AM radio you have sat on your fridge, but it's cut off mid-song. You hear an announcement on the radio "Do you need money? Do you have a truck? Then get your ass down to Bill's Truck Depot and Chicken To Go and pick up some cargo and get moving! There's no time like now!". You look at the hole in the wall of your trailer... you must have been playing with the shotgun again last night. You might need some cash to fix that.

You take a look outside at your truck. Is it time to get back to work?

[Mullet Master]

The day comes to a close. After a dozen beers and a bag of cheetos, you've decided the road life probably just isn't for you. You lay back down in your bed and hope the hole in the wall fixes itself. 

( This will be my only bump post - I have no desire to spam if there really is no interest in playing this. If you have even passing interest, please create a character by 6/21. )

[Realmfighter]

Name: Marty McAwesome
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Can't drive

For the first turn, I ROCK MY AWESOME MULLET.

[Terrahex]

Name: Terrahex
Skill: charisma
weakness: alchahol

first turn: get that shotgun and go get... the stuffs!!!

[Mullet Master]

Day 1.1 ) Trailer Park

All players should check my first post for additional rules regarding # of actions in a turn. Thanks!

Spoiler: Marty (click to show/hide)

1: ROCK MULLET : [6(+2)=8] Marty uses the finest in badger oil to preen his mullet to a magnificent level. He starts wailing on the air guitar in his front lawn and the citizens of the trailer park gather for a concert. He played so well and his mullet was so bitchin' that he gains 2 groupies.  (Score +1)

Name: Marty McAwesome
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Can't drive
Health : 10  Truck Health : 10 Cash : 6

Inventory : Spectacular Mullet, 2 groupies
Score : 1

Spoiler: Terrahex (click to show/hide)

1: GET SHOTGUN 5: Terrahex gets the shotgun from the trailer without any incident. It has one shell in it.
2: DRIVE (TO DEPOT) 6: You get in your truck and haul serious ass. In fact, you do a squealing burnout all the way from the trailer park to the depot - which happens to take you by the local donut eatery. This attracts the attention of cops (+1 score) (-1 truck health, tire wear)
3: AVOID POLICE (from over-success of 6)  6: You are forced to jump your truck over a hay bale to avoid the local police. (+1 score)  (-1 truck health,  suspension wear)
4: GET STUFF(CARGO) 4 You successfully drive your truck into the depot. You have picked up a cargo with rarity of  6[/q], which is contraband (Pirated Japanese Tentacle-related DVDs Dubbed in Russian ). (+1 score for rare cargo)

Name: Terrahex
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Alcohol
Health : 10  Truck Health : 8 Cash : 4
Inventory : Double Barreled-shotgun (1 shell),
Cargo : Contraband DVDs (rarity : 6)
Score : 3

[Realmfighter]

I go to get my cargo, and i make my groupies drive.

[Mullet Master]

Day 1.2 ) Trailer Park/Depot

Maximum players for this game will be 4.
I will begin day 2 sometimes tomorrow evening.

Spoiler: Marty (click to show/hide)

1: ROCK MULLET : [6(+2)=8] Marty uses the finest in badger oil to preen his mullet to a magnificent level. He starts wailing on the air guitar in his front lawn and the citizens of the trailer park gather for a concert. He played so well and his mullet was so bitchin' that he gains 2 groupies.  (Score +1)
2: GROUPIE DRIVE TO DEPOT : 6(-1)=5 Cindy and Candi play rock paper scissors for who is going to drive. Cindy wins. She does a good job of getting to the depot quickly.
3: LOAD CARGO : 2(-1)=1 Cindy barely can back the truck into the cargo stall and knocks off the rear bumper when the truck collides with the dock. (-2 TH) You are loaded with a cargo of rarity 6 - Sewage from the toxic chemical processing plant. The supervisor at the depot looks up from his clipboard and says , "Are you sure you know how to drive that thing? You need a hazmat liscense, you know. " (Score +1 for rare cargo)

Name: Marty McAwesome
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Can't drive
Health : 10  Truck Health : 8 Cash : 6

Inventory : Spectacular Mullet, 2 groupies(Cindy&Candi)
Cargo : Sewage ( rarity : 6 )
Score : 2

Cindy
Primary skill : Hairspray
Weakness : Mullets
Health : 3
Driving skill (-1 to all rolls)

Spoiler: Terrahex (click to show/hide)

1: GET SHOTGUN 5: Terrahex gets the shotgun from the trailer without any incident. It has one shell in it.
2: DRIVE (TO DEPOT) 6: You get in your truck and haul serious ass. In fact, you do a squealing burnout all the way from the trailer park to the depot - which happens to take you by the local donut eatery. This attracts the attention of cops (+1 score) (-1 truck health, tire wear)
3: AVOID POLICE (from over-success of 6)  6: You are forced to jump your truck over a hay bale to avoid the local police. (+1 score)  (-1 truck health,  suspension wear)
4: GET STUFF(CARGO) 4 You successfully drive your truck into the depot. You have picked up a cargo with rarity of  6[/q], which is contraband (Pirated Japanese Tentacle-related DVDs Dubbed in Russian ). (+1 score for rare cargo)

Name: Terrahex
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Alcohol
Health : 10  Truck Health : 8 Cash : 4
Inventory : Double Barreled-shotgun (1 shell),
Cargo : Contraband DVDs (rarity : 6)
Score : 3

[Xegeth]

Name: Xegeth
Skill: Technical
Weakness: Can't drive

For my first action, I steal a truck and attempt to drive to the depot to get some cargo, hopefully without crashing too often.

[Schilcote]

Name: Bob.
Alien spy from the planet of Stephinia. Drives trucks to observe as many earthlings as possible. Mission: Determine whether Homo Sapiens should be allowed to progress into space. Truck is spaceship in disguise.
Skill: Science. Alien science.
Weakness: Physically weak, despises drug users.

I attempt to gain cargo to transport in a totally inconspicuous, human manner.
Yep, just an ordinary human. Not an alien spy. Aliens don't exist, don't you know that? No my truck is not a spaceship. It is not driving itself. No it isn't bigger on the inside than the outside, that's in blatant violation of the laws of physics! Why doesn't it stop for gas? Uhh... It runs on hydrogen. Not alien technology. Perfectly normal H2 powered vehicle. From the air of course! What do you mean that's not possible? Don't you know anything about SCIENCE? Of course crop circles and cattle mutilations are hoaxes!

[Terrahex]

go and get more shells for my gun!!!

[Hugehead]

Name: Urist McTrucker
Primary: Driving
Weakness?:BOOZE!

I will attempt to make my truck fly

Get shotty

Run over/gun down cops

[Mullet Master]

Day 1.3) Trailer Park/Depot
Game is closed to all new players. Any character applications after this post will be ignored - but you'll be the 1st in line for my next game when I make one.
Day 2 will start at 7PM tomorrow evening or sooner if everyone posts their day2 actions.

Spoiler: Marty (click to show/hide)

1: ROCK MULLET : [6(+2)=8] Marty uses the finest in badger oil to preen his mullet to a magnificent level. He starts wailing on the air guitar in his front lawn and the citizens of the trailer park gather for a concert. He played so well and his mullet was so bitchin' that he gains 2 groupies.  (Score +1)
2: GROUPIE DRIVE TO DEPOT : 6(-1)=5 Cindy and Candi play rock paper scissors for who is going to drive. Cindy wins. She does a good job of getting to the depot quickly.
3: LOAD CARGO : 2(-1)=1 Cindy barely can back the truck into the cargo stall and knocks off the rear bumper when the truck collides with the dock. (-2 TH) You are loaded with a cargo of rarity 6 - Sewage from the toxic chemical processing plant. The supervisor at the depot looks up from his clipboard and says , "Are you sure you know how to drive that thing? You need a hazmat liscense, you know. " (Score +1 for rare cargo)

Name: Marty McAwesome
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Can't drive
Health : 10  Truck Health : 8 Cash : 6

Inventory : Spectacular Mullet, 2 groupies(Cindy&Candi)
Cargo : Sewage ( rarity : 6 )
Score : 2

Cindy
Primary skill : Hairspray
Weakness : Mullets
Health : 3
Driving skill (-1 to all rolls)

Spoiler: Terrahex (click to show/hide)

1: GET SHOTGUN 5: Terrahex gets the shotgun from the trailer without any incident. It has one shell in it.
2: DRIVE (TO DEPOT) 6: You get in your truck and haul serious ass. In fact, you do a squealing burnout all the way from the trailer park to the depot - which happens to take you by the local donut eatery. This attracts the attention of cops (+1 score) (-1 truck health, tire wear)
3: AVOID POLICE (from over-success of 6)  6: You are forced to jump your truck over a hay bale to avoid the local police. (+1 score)  (-1 truck health,  suspension wear)
4: GET STUFF(CARGO) 4 You successfully drive your truck into the depot. You have picked up a cargo with rarity of  6[/q], which is contraband (Pirated Japanese Tentacle-related DVDs Dubbed in Russian ). (+1 score for rare cargo)

Name: Terrahex
Primary skill: Charisma
Weakness: Alcohol
Health : 10  Truck Health : 8 Cash : 4
Inventory : Double Barreled-shotgun (1 shell),
Cargo : Contraband DVDs (rarity : 6)
Score : 3

Spoiler: Xegeth (click to show/hide)

1: STEAL TRUCK 6+2(technical)=8: You have a truck already. You steal another truck. However, this causes a paradox, as you are only allowed to use one truck in this game. You spend the afternoon welding two trucks together, makeing the unique artifact DoubleTruck. This is two truck cabs welded together with a single trailer out baCK. At this point, it is more reminiscent of a locomotive instead of a truck. This thing is going to burn aloooot of gas. (+2 score)
2: DRIVE TO DEPOT 5-2(can't drive)=3: You drive to the depot without a hitch. 
3: GET CARGO 4-2=2 Well, the DoubleTruck is almost impossible to drive, but you get it close enough to the dock for them to load it. It is loaded with "Japanese Car Recalled Floormats", a cargo of rarity 4.

Name: Xegeth
Skill: Technical
Weakness: Can't drive
Health : 10  Truck Health : 24 Cash : 5
Inventory : DoubleTruck
Cargo : 4 (floormats )
Score : 2

DoubleTruck : Two semi truck tractors welded together. It has two motors so it's going to burn alot of gas.

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

1: DRIVE TO DEPOT: 5 : You drive to the depot following all human-dictated laws and regulations. You are angered by being forced to move at 6.454 × 10^-7 astronomical units per hour.
2: GET CARGO 2-1 (alien) =1 : You pull your spaceship into the human docking-bay and demand a suitable cargo from the human cargo-master. The human cargo-master is confused when you ask for Quad-phase power rectifiers and Strontium fluid containment units. He says something about a "Terry-ist" and calls in reinforcements on his communicator-device. A large military contigent shows up.  (+1 score for failure)
3: FIGHT! 3 against roll 4 for human infantry. The human military broadsides your spacecraft with primative weapons. You fight them off using your superior ultra-laser discharge weaponry, but your shields have taken some damage (-2 truck health)


Name: Bob.
Skill: Science. Alien science.
Weakness: Physically weak, despises drug users.
Health : 10  Truck Health : 10 Cash : 3
Inventory : 
Cargo :
Score : 1

Spoiler: Urist (click to show/hide)

1: MAKE TRUCK FLY 2 You don't know how to weld, so you duct tape some wings made out of plywood onto the side of your truck. You are unable to get the truck airborne even at a speed of 88 miles per hour, so you decide to jump over a conviently placed ramp at a construction site. Your truck goes airborne.... and hits the ground hard, causing pieces of the suspension to fly out everywhere. You probably didn't need that spring anyway. (-3 truck health) (+1 score)
2: GET SHOTTY 3 You now have a shotgun. Double barreled, single shell in it.
3: RUN OVER COPS 6+2 = 8 You see a large group of cops walking down the street as part of a parade. You sucessfully run over all of them, and now you are most wanted in the country! Seriously, you better lay low for a while. An attack helicopter from the national guard is en-route to your location. (+2 score for excessive success)


Name: Urist McTrucker
Primary: Driving
Weakness:BOOZE!
Health : 10  Truck Health : 7 Cash : 1
Inventory : Double-barrelled shotgun(1 shell)
Cargo :
Score : 3

[Xegeth]

I first attempt to secretly swap my trailer with Marty's, and then I sneak up on an unsuspecting road tanker and attach it to my truck to solve the fuel problems, before setting off.

[Hugehead]

Go get Cargo

GO to space center

Strap cargo on rocket

Win the game from distance points!