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[Pathos]

What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?

He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.

Jackrabbit's a massive troll. =(

[Armok]

What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?

He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.

Jackrabbit's a massive troll. =(

Pathos/troll shiping ahoy!

[Pathos]

Pathos/troll shiping ahoy!

Shipe-ing?

[inteuniso]

Sure he did, but she drowned shortly after.

Girlfriend McPathos has given birth to a boy!
Girlfriend McPathos has drowned.

[Jackrabbit]

What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?

He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.

Jackrabbit's a massive troll. =(

You yourself said you girlfriend was a cow. I'm just making the logical connections.

[Pathos]

You yourself said you girlfriend was a cow. I'm just making the logical connections.

Did I?

I'm not the sort of man who likes having his balls torn off. =(

[Jackrabbit]

You yourself said you girlfriend was a cow. I'm just making the logical connections.

Did I?

I'm not the sort of man who likes having his balls torn off. =(

If you don't remember it then it was probably her.

Change your fucking password. Bejaysus and begorrah!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Pathos and Jackrabbit's impending relationship aside, I fail to see how this is important. Pepole do weird stuff when they discover their fellow villagers naked with cows all over the world. It kind of shatters one's delusions of being a pure people. Mostly because being pure is a subjective state.

[Jackrabbit]

Pathos and Jackrabbit's impending relationship aside, I fail to see how this is important. Pepole do weird stuff when they discover their fellow villagers naked with cows all over the world. It kind of shatters one's delusions of being a pure people. Mostly because being pure is a subjective state.

I never had any delusions of being a pure people. You'd have to be a right idiot to think something like that is true.

[Muz]

You sleep with the farmer's daughter cow, now you gotta marry it. It's how it's always been. I strongly support the right for people to have interracial marriages.

[Phmcw]

Well, now we have to build a big labyrinth. With magma. Not one you can escape with a stupid string.
No wait, this time we shall have a kind of bull-centaur. Still epic.

[Captain Hat]

I just thought they were trying to ridicule the guy into never doing it again. What could be more mortifying than getting caught doing that and then having to publicly marry it. To get rid of the "dirtiness" of the situation, they drowned the cow afterwards, and the guy is probably now an outcast for life.

[Duke 2.0]

You sleep with the farmer's daughter cow, now you gotta marry it. It's how it's always been. I strongly support the right for people to have interracialspecies marriages.

You gotta use the right terms here. Although I must question how far this will go.

 "Alright son, after finding you doing that in your bedroom I'll have to have you marry your hand."

[zchris13]

At least it was alive. It could have been a dead cow.

[AtomicPaperclip]

At least it was alive. It could have been a dead cow.

Or a dead calf.