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Author Topic: Man Marries Cow  (Read 3478 times)

Pathos

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2010, 09:05:55 am »

What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?
He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.

Jackrabbit's a massive troll. =(
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Armok

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2010, 11:10:48 am »

What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?
He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.

Jackrabbit's a massive troll. =(

Pathos/troll shiping ahoy!
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Pathos

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2010, 11:20:45 am »

Pathos/troll shiping ahoy!

Shipe-ing?
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inteuniso

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2010, 02:59:00 pm »

Sure he did, but she drowned shortly after.

Girlfriend McPathos has given birth to a boy!
Girlfriend McPathos has drowned.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2010, 04:28:55 pm »

What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?
He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.

Jackrabbit's a massive troll. =(

You yourself said you girlfriend was a cow. I'm just making the logical connections.
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Pathos

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2010, 04:33:49 pm »

You yourself said you girlfriend was a cow. I'm just making the logical connections.

Did I?

I'm not the sort of man who likes having his balls torn off. =(
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2010, 04:49:17 pm »

You yourself said you girlfriend was a cow. I'm just making the logical connections.

Did I?

I'm not the sort of man who likes having his balls torn off. =(

If you don't remember it then it was probably her.

Change your fucking password. Bejaysus and begorrah!
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2010, 08:04:47 pm »

Pathos and Jackrabbit's impending relationship aside, I fail to see how this is important. Pepole do weird stuff when they discover their fellow villagers naked with cows all over the world. It kind of shatters one's delusions of being a pure people. Mostly because being pure is a subjective state.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #38 on: June 17, 2010, 12:54:34 am »

Pathos and Jackrabbit's impending relationship aside, I fail to see how this is important. Pepole do weird stuff when they discover their fellow villagers naked with cows all over the world. It kind of shatters one's delusions of being a pure people. Mostly because being pure is a subjective state.

I never had any delusions of being a pure people. You'd have to be a right idiot to think something like that is true.
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Muz

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2010, 01:40:51 am »

You sleep with the farmer's daughter cow, now you gotta marry it. It's how it's always been. I strongly support the right for people to have interracial marriages.
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Phmcw

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2010, 11:03:52 am »

Well, now we have to build a big labyrinth. With magma. Not one you can escape with a stupid string.
No wait, this time we shall have a kind of bull-centaur. Still epic.
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Captain Hat

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2010, 11:09:41 am »

I just thought they were trying to ridicule the guy into never doing it again. What could be more mortifying than getting caught doing that and then having to publicly marry it. To get rid of the "dirtiness" of the situation, they drowned the cow afterwards, and the guy is probably now an outcast for life.

Duke 2.0

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2010, 11:10:37 am »

You sleep with the farmer's daughter cow, now you gotta marry it. It's how it's always been. I strongly support the right for people to have interracialspecies marriages.
You gotta use the right terms here. Although I must question how far this will go.

 "Alright son, after finding you doing that in your bedroom I'll have to have you marry your hand."
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zchris13

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2010, 12:30:00 pm »

At least it was alive. It could have been a dead cow.
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AtomicPaperclip

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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2010, 12:39:47 pm »

At least it was alive. It could have been a dead cow.

Or a dead calf.
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