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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2010, 12:28:16 am »
that man is living the dream. i wish him a happy marriage.
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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2010, 01:04:36 am »
They drowned it after forcing him to marry it?  Man, that's cold.
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2010, 01:09:32 am »
Quote from: Footkerchief on June 16, 2010, 01:04:36 am
They drowned it after forcing him to marry it?  Man, that's cold.

Personally, I don't think he's going to care that much when he wakes up. Could you imagine if they expected him to treat it like his actual wife? If they have a law that says you have to marry whatever animal you happen to be in close proximity to whilst naked then it's not too big of a stretch to imagine they have a law wherein the husband and wife must share a bed.
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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2010, 01:16:08 am »
They're lettin' people marry cows, now? Next those hippie whackos are gonna be marryin' men to other men, too!
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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2010, 01:20:30 am »
Next thing you know, Hippie are going to be marryin their pot.
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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2010, 01:26:20 am »
 Next thing you know they are goin' to let straight people marry eachother.
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2010, 01:29:33 am »
And divorces! Divorces are to follow, mark my words. It's a slippery slope, when you let a man marry a cow and then kill the cow immediately after. After, weird things start happening.
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« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2010, 01:48:11 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 16, 2010, 01:29:33 am
And divorces! Divorces are to follow, mark my words. It's a slippery slope, when you let a man marry a cow and then kill the cow immediately after. After, weird things start happening.
You mean like hamburgers? Hamburgers are pretty weird. I mean... ground up cow on a bun? What? What?
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« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2010, 02:01:55 am »
next thing you know people will start enjoying sex instead of punching themselves in the genitals for participating in such sinful acts
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« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2010, 02:04:41 am »
And after that, everyone will launch into atrocious hyperbole against religious moral sentiment.
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« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2010, 02:06:53 am »
Quote from: Nikov on June 16, 2010, 02:04:41 am
And after that, everyone will launch into atrocious hyperbole against religious moral sentiment.

I just don't see that happening.
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« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2010, 02:25:03 am »
then we'll lean back in lawn chairs and give each other puff-puff with massive male mammaries.
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« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2010, 02:46:12 am »
What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?
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« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2010, 02:46:39 am »
Quote from: Rilder on June 16, 2010, 02:46:12 am
What no jokes congratulating pathos on his wedding?

He hasn't married his girlfriend yet.
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Re: Man Marries Cow
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2010, 09:00:54 am »
Sure he did, but she drowned shortly after.
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