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[Pathos]

And not just in the usual ugly woman sense, either!

Spoiler: Article (click to show/hide)

A teenager in Bali was ordered to tie the knot with a cow after being caught in a field standing naked behind the animal.

Ngurah Alit, 18, claimed he thought the cow was a beautiful woman who had seduced him.

Local elders forced Alit to wed the beast in order to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality. Alid passed out during the ceremony, while the cow was subsequently drowned in order to complete the ritual.

He is not the first, and most certainly will not be the last, to pledge their troth to something other than a human being. Goats, snakes, dogs, fairground rides and tourist landmarks are just some of the unlikely objects to whom people have got married.

Source : MSN News

So, honestly, what does everyone think of this? Hell, what do you guys think of interspecies and inter... living(?) marriages as a whole? I think they're just going to get more common as the world gets gradually weirder and weirder.

To be honest, the whole story just sounds like something someone made up as a way of representing the dangers of marriage. You marry a beautiful woman on a whim, and she turns into a real cow.

[Osmosis Jones]

Fairground rides?    Surely that would lead to pain...

[alway]

Tourist landmarks?!?!?? At least fairground rides aren't made of stone.

[Pathos]

There's actually plenty of examples at the bottom of the article itself.

Why are people becoming so weird, anyhow? I mean, you can claim it's because the internet allows us to get the information from all over the world, but I don't think it's just that.

[Eagleon]

It's been around forever. People are animals, and animals try to have sex with things. But people make everything hundreds of times more complicated than necessary. Hence marriage.

Wait, you were asking about the cow part, weren't you?

Also, in before thread locked etc. as the conversation turns naturally to zoophilia.

[Itnetlolor]

Spoiler: For some reason, this comes to mind: (click to show/hide)

[smjjames]

It's been around forever. People are animals, and animals try to have sex with things. But people make everything hundreds of times more complicated than necessary. Hence marriage.

Wait, you were asking about the cow part, weren't you?

Also, in before thread locked etc. as the conversation turns naturally to zoophilia.

Eh, doubt it's going to head in that direction.

Anyways, that kid has some serious issues going on.

[Duke 2.0]

 I'm telling ya, I was sorely temped to search for an image of a furry cow lady to strike up the conversation on the quote "Ngurah Alit, 18, claimed he thought the cow was a beautiful woman who had seduced him." But quite frankly I don't think we need a visual aid to start wondering what the hell.

[Itnetlolor]

I'm telling ya, I was sorely temped to search for an image of a furry cow lady to strike up the conversation on the quote "Ngurah Alit, 18, claimed he thought the cow was a beautiful woman who had seduced him." But quite frankly I don't think we need a visual aid to start wondering what the hell.

I'm beginning to think "what the hell?" about you now.

EDIT:
Attention + "WTH?" thought now focuses on anyone who attempts to make a search for such images. o_O

I mean, at least mine was a more work-friendly image/DF reference. I mean, even the name sounds RNG'd.

[Duke 2.0]

It's late at night and my sleep is messed up. I'm not sure this isn't a dream itself.

[Pathos]

It's late at night and my sleep is messed up. I'm not sure this isn't a dream itself.

I may be sexy, but I didn't think I was that sexy.

Any time, Duke.

[Realmfighter]

Dammit Duke, i Googled that and i found a horrifying Photoshop.

[Duke 2.0]

 I may be tired, but I'm not tired enough to google that.

[Pathos]

[Lord Dakoth]

Dammit Duke, i Googled that and i found a horrifying Photoshop.

Rule 36 is to be feared.