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What job should we be?

Newspaper Clerk
- 1 (14.3%)
Bartender
- 4 (57.1%)
Politians Stooge
- 2 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: June 26, 2010, 06:59:25 pm


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Author Topic: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-  (Read 6592 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: You are a super...hero? -Catgirls and Homeless abuse-
« Reply #60 on: June 21, 2010, 07:34:12 pm »

>Hunt the wild coyote packs roaming Detroit.
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« Reply #61 on: June 22, 2010, 01:48:05 am »

Hunt for crime, FROM THE ROOFTOPS
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Karnewarrior

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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2010, 06:57:35 pm »

(------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------)
You leave your apartment, lifting the rat and setting it on your shoulder. You shall name him scruffy.
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you are at the department of employment. Thing. Whatever it is. You sat down with the lady, had a nice chat, and are given three choices:
1: Low level clerk at the newspaper. This is the first place they'll look for you, good men and bad guys alike.
2: Bartender. No-one will look for you here. No-one. Also lowers your PINNICLE rating a little. You can off set that by saving a extra old lady here and there.
3: Politicians Stooge. Good pay, good chance of promotion, but also a good chance of early contact with the Arch-Villan, which is never good, only painful. For both of you. Hell, you may even end up working with him!
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Now introducing: The PINNICLE RATING! This little bar tracks yur Good-evil ratio, telling you how much of a villan you are! you can see it at the top of every post!
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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #63 on: June 24, 2010, 07:14:21 pm »

We will work as a bartender, and at night, become the White Russian!
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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2010, 07:15:36 pm »

We shall be the politician's stooge. We shall meet the arch-villian!
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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #65 on: June 24, 2010, 09:24:47 pm »

Bartenders rule!
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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2010, 12:33:34 am »

OURS SHALL BE THE TENDIEST BAR OF ALL.
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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #68 on: June 25, 2010, 08:10:57 am »

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You decide to become a bartender. No-one will suspect you there! You get a crappy nightshift job working at Applebee's. That's one way to kill a good mood.
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One night, working the crap shift, you hear a scream from outside the building! Someone's getting mugged! What do you do?
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Yay, color!
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2010, 08:12:09 am »

Run out and mug the mugger, he  totally wouldn't be expecting it.

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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2010, 08:30:49 am »

Run out and mug the mugger, he  totally wouldn't be expecting it.
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Re: You are a super...hero? -HELLO DETROIT!-
« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2010, 09:06:27 am »

Run out and mug the mugger, he  totally wouldn't be expecting it.
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