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Newspaper Clerk

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2 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: June 26, 2010, 06:59:25 pm

[Diablous]

Why are you guys so mean to hobos?

[Jopax]

Make the catgirl purrrrr using our awesome telekinetic powers

[Robocorn]

Why are you guys so mean to hobos?

a hobo killed grandma.

[Karnewarrior]

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You sit next to the cat suit lady, who scoots away from you as if terrified. You check yourself over, but there's nothing odd about you... Exept for your Little Tiny Moustach, but hey, the moustach didn't commit horrible genocide, did it? About time it was brought back.
 You thwap the Homeless man on the back of the head. He continues to snore. Deep sleeper.

(-------------------------------------------------What now? We arrive at DETROIT soon.--------------------------------------)

[Armok]

Chat with the lady in a friendly way and ask why she's so skitish.

[dragnar]

We should have sat next to the old lady... she is the most "normal" of the group, and therefore the most dangerous. For some reason. Oh well.

Chat with the lady in a friendly way and ask why she's so skitish.

[maxicaxi]

telekinetic punch on the hobo!!!!

as hard as we can!!!!!

[Diablous]

telekinetic punch on the hobo!!!!

as hard as we can!!!!!

No. Veto.

[Caesar]

Steal whatever you can from the stereotypical old woman's bag.

[Ochita]

Steal whatever you can from the stereotypical old woman's bag.

Veto.

[Caesar]

Alright, now a serious suggestion: Try to talk to the cat-girl next to us, if only to get through our time in the bus.

[Karnewarrior]

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 You attempt light conversation with the lady. She replies with anger "Get away from me."
 You spend the rest of the bus ride in silence.
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 You arrive in Detroit. The street is dirty, with a metric crapton of cars parked along the sides. The buildings are generally large and grey, with colorful graffiti encircling the bottom. You pick one such tenement and pay the starting rent. You'll have to pay the rent every two weeks to stay here, meaning your budget is probably not so good. All you have right now is a murphy bed and some folding tables and chairs. The stove is mostly broken, with only one heater barely working enough to sanitize your food. A rat scurries across the empty floor.
                                                          What now?
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[dragnar]

Throw the rat our telekineticly, then go to a crime-ridden part of town and BE A HERO!!!

[Ochita]

> Try to get a job working as a entry-level clerk

[maxicaxi]

> Try to get a job working as a entry-level clerk