Update!
I have all 100 curses done! Some of my favorites:
10) This item squeaks quietly whenever you take a step, despite any attempts to silence it.
15) This item summons an obnoxious, uncontrollable penguin which is enamored with you and despises all other members of your character’s party.
44) There is something fishy about this item.
If held: The curse takes effect upon each drawing from a scabbard. There is a 50% chance that it will be a silver Bastard Sword that deals 2D10 extra damage because it is enchanted with the element of water. There is also a 50% chance that it will be a large halibut instead of a weapon, (Halibut have an attack power of 0.) This effect continues until either the end of three rounds or combat has ceased, whereupon the weapon disintegrates, and re-appears in the sheath. The weapon may not be re-sheathed or dropped before this effect wears off.
If worn: Upon wearing this item, the normal material turns to fish scales and it rots away to nothing over the next day. The armor in question has a power of 0.
82) If held: For each round of combat this weapon is held, roll 1D10. If a 1 is rolled, this weapon attacks you for your normal damage with the weapon. Otherwise, the weapon has a power of -10.
If worn: For each round of combat this item is worn, roll 1D10. If a 1 is rolled, this item turns into a mass of suckered tentacles, and attempts to smother you. It fails to do any damage to you, however, you lose your action, and your defensive scores are all 0 for the remainder of the round.
96) This item summons a large, angry, hostile Black Dragon to your location. Said Dragon is fixated on destroying your character.