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Was Marzens part EPIC??!!?!1

YES
- 2 (6.7%)
YES!!
- 0 (0%)
OH ARMOK YES!
- 7 (23.3%)
I'll have what she's having.
- 17 (56.7%)
Check please!
- 4 (13.3%)

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Author Topic: Caveravens: Year 3: Fall, 737: Fall to your DOOM  (Read 25370 times)

breadbocks

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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #195 on: July 03, 2010, 08:15:24 am »

From the wiki. Start reading it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Burnt Pies

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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #196 on: July 03, 2010, 11:35:11 am »

I hadn't noticed how to screenshot on the wiki.

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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #197 on: July 03, 2010, 12:51:59 pm »

Talking about screenshots makes me remember how much I love my macbook.  Poor old weak-processored beast that it is.

Now, back to my regularly scheduled lurking.
lurk lurk lurk lurk lurk
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #198 on: July 04, 2010, 04:22:32 pm »

I'm curious how the turn is going. Most curious.
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #199 on: July 04, 2010, 09:45:46 pm »

Aye, me too. Let's get this trainwreck-a-rollin', yes?
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #200 on: July 04, 2010, 10:32:20 pm »

edit:nvm, missed a whole page.
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Quote from: dwarfhoplite
I suggest you don't think too much what you build and where. When ever you need something, build it as close as possible to where you need it. that way your fortress will eventually become epic
Because god knows your duke will demand a kitten silo in his office.
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #201 on: July 04, 2010, 11:39:29 pm »

You should change the poll...AND WE SHOULD HAZ UPDATEZ!
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #202 on: July 04, 2010, 11:49:15 pm »

You should change the poll...AND WE SHOULD HAZ UPDATEZ!
Change it... To WHAT?!?!!
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Marzen

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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #203 on: July 05, 2010, 12:59:32 am »

Question: Was Marzen's part epic?
Answer 1: Yes!
Answer 2: YES!
Answer 3: OH ARMOK YES
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #204 on: July 05, 2010, 08:03:22 am »

Answer 4: "I'll have what she's having."
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #205 on: July 05, 2010, 12:55:45 pm »

Epic poll.
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #206 on: July 06, 2010, 12:25:29 am »

HEY! End the derail now. 
Burnt, how ya' doing? Have elephants gored the entire populace?
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #207 on: July 06, 2010, 01:41:57 am »

Snook, when are you gonna draw the deadline for how long he's gonna take?
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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #208 on: July 06, 2010, 07:40:26 am »

I'll give him through today, I'm a generous sort of guy. If nobody hearsfrom him before midnight, well, who's next?
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breadbocks

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Re: Caveravens: Year 3: Spring, 737: We're boeing the distance!
« Reply #209 on: July 06, 2010, 10:30:55 am »

I'd be next. I would point out he has another day because his turn started the first, but I want at this thing. In the mean time, enjoy this letter. Of course, for DF, it isn't too bad, but when I first found it in the depths, it was horrible. Therefore, DF=worse than horrible.
Dear Peasant,

I look forward to your attacks with the same anticipation a small child does in the knowledge it is about to receive a small and unexpected gift.

I have instructed my troops to remove the heads of your dead troops and place them on the walls of my castle as my ravens have not had much to eat these last three weeks due to a lack of incoming attacks.

Their bodies have been cast to my dogs of war as a light snack until you send in your next bunch of kamikaze heroes who wish to die on the walls of my castle in a pathetic attempt to commit war.

Unfortunately during your attack many of your troops fell into the lavatory trenches my troops use daily and drowned in the vile stench of raw sewage which must have been very unpleasant. The weight of their third grade armour aided them being sucked down into the gooey sludge, and a slow death ensued while my troops laughed aloud and farted in their general direction.

The remaining troops, a quite pathetic and bedraggled force with blistered feet and halitosis, fled with their 'commander' from my castle after dropping their rather badly made weapons and ran straight into my external cut-off force and were massacred in a most clean and efficient manner. It was argued later that they never put up a fight and instead insisted on begging for their miserable lives.

The bodies of these weaklings have been nailed to trees in my forest to scare away poachers who occasionally attempt to plunder my Royal Stags, boar and game birds.

My troops are waiting for your next wave of attacks with only what can be described as bored anticipation as the sport they were earlier expecting failed to materialise and they were treated to just a little head chopping and nailing rather than something they could really get their teeth into.

For your next laughable attempt I'll have a couple of my troop's dispatch your motley flea infested tin plated peasants and send the heads of your chaps back as souvenirs so you may present them to their equally infested families.

Congratulations on your stupidity and may your closest relations suffer from large colonies of itchy, biting insects in their grubby clothing for years to come.

Good Day.
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