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[Kipi]

Err... fix my hand...?

What the h...??

*runs back to check earlier report*

EDIT: Oh, broken in battle. Acceptable then.

[LordSlowpoke]

Fuzzy and I will NOT be denied! :ninja:

Tantrum all you want, the tantruming room is in the lava pipe for all I care.

[Old-one-eye]

Yay, I've arrived I really like snook's and Marzen's narrative style.

bReaDBockS should just chill out 

[Snook]

Glad you like it, personally I think I write like crap. 

[Marzen]

Alrighty, an update. Sorry it took a while, I was working on it earlier when my friend was all "I'M BORED, PLAY DONKEY KONG COUNTRY WITH ME".

But yeah, I dunno if my narrative style is THAT good. I mean, I'm a writer, but I thought it was pretty bad compared to what I normally do.

[Snook]

Marzen I'm the same way... Generally my writing is acceptable but I felt a little uninspired with this. :/

[breadbocks]

Sign me up.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! HOW HARD IS IT TO READ A FUCKING TOPIC? JESUS CRIST! What is so hard about understanding what "Closed" means? Here, have the definition.
–adjective
1.
having or forming a boundary or barrier: He was blocked by a closed door. The house had a closed porch.
2.
brought to a close; concluded: It was a closed incident with no repercussions.
3.
not public; restricted; exclusive: a closed meeting; a closed bid at a private auction.
4.
not open to new ideas or arguments.
5.
self-contained; independent or self-sufficient: a closed, symbiotic relationship.
6.
Phonetics . (of a syllable) ending with a consonant or a consonant cluster, as has, hasp. Compare open ( def. 35b ) .
7.
Linguistics . (of a class of items) limited in membership and not readily expanded to include new items, as the class of inflectional affixes, articles, pronouns, or auxiliaries ( opposed to open).
8.
Hunting, Angling . restricted as to the kind of game that may be legally taken and as to where or when it may be taken: woods closed to deer hunters.
9.
Mathematics .
a.
(of a set in which a combining operation between members of the set is defined) such that performing the operation between members of the set produces a member of the set, as multiplication in the set of integers.
b.
(of an interval) containing both of its endpoints.
c.
(of a map from one topological space to another) having the property that the image of a closed set is a closed set.
d.
(of a curve) not having endpoints; enclosing an area.
e.
(of a surface) enclosing a volume.
f.
(of a function or operator) having as its graph a closed set.

[Old-one-eye]

^It's this sort of thing that makes me look forward to breadbock's in character writing.

@Marzen+Snook; If you haven't done this sort of thing before then maybe that's why you both feel uninspired, people generally don't feel happy with their writing (or anything for that matter) if they're in unfamiliar territory. If you have done this sort of thing before then maybe the fort's just been relatively boring so far XD.

[Kipi]

Heh, how much more dwarfy can this succession get? We are only in round two, and already suffering from tantrum spiral.
And it's in the thread, not in the fort! 

[Marzen]

Well, I rarely find my dwarfs going stark raving mad, cause I'm good at having enough crap for them to use with their strange moods. And I've never actually EVER had a fell or macabre mood, cause my dwarfs are always so happeh.

As for breadbocks, I've already gotten used to his random bouts of rage. I have named it "Dwarfette Syndrome".

[Snook]

Marzen: Out of curiosity... You know marksdorfs are bugged, right?

Or do you have more devious plans?

[Marzen]

...Actually, I had absolutely no idea. I'll think of something though.

Also, sorry AGAIN for lack of updates. Friend is very convincing. We beat Bubble Bobble and some other stuff

[breadbocks]

Using weapon traps loaded to the brim with crossbows and large, serrated steel disks works just fine.
As for my "random" bouts of rage, if you read the topic, you'd know that they all have reasons. Just bad ones. Also,

W.T.F? So apparently I'm mining FAR more than I'm Smithing, and now there is some rookie trying to take my Smithing away from me? *FuzzyDoom has gone Berserk!*

Would you like my to inherit my enragement?

ENRAGED

Breadbocks has gone berserk!

ENRAGED FARTHER!!!!!
IT IS A LOWERCASE b!!!

FUZZY ENRAGED!!!

ENRAGED EVEN FARTHER!!! IT'S A ONE MAN STYLE SPIRAL!!! (So.... a super tantrum. Like Sankis from Boatmurdered, except I'm not flaming. Yet.)
EDIT: Made the text more.... readable. Also, Marzen, you'll find my RP won't be anywhere near as entertaining as my private Spiral.

[Marzen]

Hey, everyone! I'm an idiot! I forgot to put in the pictures and make the text more readable in my Summer edit. Fixed that now, and now I'm working on Autumn. It'll be uploaded by the end of today.

[Snook]

I may have noticed a [INSERT PICTURE HERE] tag every now and then...

Also: I shouldn't have said anything, think of the Fun we could've had if our defenses were crossbow-based!