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[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

Feb Otilushat, Metalsmith, has entered a strange mood.
Feb Otilushat, Metalsmith, has claimed a forge.
"What did he take?"
"Silver bars and citrines, sir.."




"Thats great! Its beautiful! ... But can it be weared into battle?"
"I'm afraid not sir"
"Well then! Bring it into my room"
"The commons sir?"
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"Thunderbeard!!"
"Wot?"
"Did you or did you not take Sinsot Minbaz?" He was wearing it...
"Wot?"
"Thunderbeard...."
"Hey! Its better than what I had!"
"Its silver!"
"So?"

[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

"Listen lad. I've got bad news for you. Our scout has..."
"We have a scout?"
"Shut up and listen. Our scout signaled a new uninvited guest. A forgotten beast"

*gasp*
"The good news, its nothing more but a large spider. The bad news, its a big one.  Now, us two are the only military we have. So loose your wooden axe and get ready for some action. And beware its poisonous bite!"
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"Sir..."
"I know..."
"The beast...
"I know..."
"Its nowhere to be found!"
"That darned thing ran away! This is Inethasrer all over again!"

((Forgotten Beast can't reach us - its past the south swamp. We can't reach it either))
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Forgotten Beast collides with The Axedwarf!
The Axedwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the right lower arm with its right third foot, shattering the bone through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the right upper arm with its right fourth foot, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and shattering the right shoulder's bone!
An artery in the right shoulder has been opened by the strike!
The Axedwarf gives in to pain.
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the left upper leg with its left first foot, bruising the muscle through the (dwarven pig leather trousers)!
The Axedwarf loses hold of the (pig tail fiber shoe).
The Axedwarf loses hold of the (pig tail fiber sock).
The Forgotten Beast bites The Axedwarf in the left lower leg and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the upper body with its left fourth foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast bites The Axedwarf in the upper body, tearing the muscle and shattering the right false rib through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the upper body with its left second foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Axedwarf is having trouble breathing!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the upper body with its right first foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the lower body with its right fourth foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the (dwarven pig leather trousers)!
The Forgotten Beast bites The Axedwarf in the lower body, tearing the muscle and bruising the left kidney through the (dwarven pig leather trousers)!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the right lower arm with its left second foot, shattering the bone through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast bites The Axedwarf in the throat, tearing it apart through the (dog leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the lower body with its right third foot, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the lower spine's nervous tissue through the (dwarven pig leather trousers)!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the head with its right fourth foot, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
`Ireheart Axebane', Axedwarf has been struck down.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

`Ragnar Thunderbeard' has become a militia commander.
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right first leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right fourth leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The (iron battle axe) has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the left fourth leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast attacks The Axedwarf but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the left second leg from the side with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast attacks The Axedwarf but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the left second leg from the side with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast attacks The Axedwarf but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right first leg from the side with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast attacks The Axedwarf but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the cephalothorax with her (iron battle axe), tearing the muscle!
The (iron battle axe) has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right first leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!

The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right third leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the abdomen with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Œton Datanalm“sh, Potash Maker cancels Eat: Interrupted by Forgotten Beast.
Urvad M”rulimush, Soap Maker cancels Store Item in Barrel: Interrupted by Forgotten Beast.
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the left third leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Rakust ‹tebgiken, Potash Maker cancels Store Item in Barrel: Interrupted by Forgotten Beast.
Sodel Fikod–z, Blacksmith cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Forgotten Beast.
Edzul Tunuzol, Armorer cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Forgotten Beast.
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right fourth leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast attacks The Axedwarf but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the abdomen from the side with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Forgotten Beast collides with The Axedwarf!
The Axedwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Axedwarf stands up.
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Forgotten Beast collides with The Axedwarf!
The Axedwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Axedwarf counterstrikes!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the left mandible with her (iron battle axe), tearing apart the fat!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Axedwarf stands up.
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Forgotten Beast collides with The Axedwarf!
The Axedwarf is knocked over!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the right upper leg with its right third foot, bruising the fat through the rutherer bone greaves!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Axedwarf counterstrikes!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right first leg with her (iron battle axe), fracturing the chitin!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Axedwarf stands up.
The Forgotten Beast charges at The Axedwarf!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Forgotten Beast collides with The Axedwarf!
The Axedwarf is knocked over!
The Forgotten Beast kicks The Axedwarf in the upper body with its left first foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the (giant mole leather cloak)!
The Forgotten Beast strikes at The Axedwarf but the shot is blocked!
The Axedwarf counterstrikes!
The Axedwarf hacks The Forgotten Beast in the right second leg with her (iron battle axe), tearing apart the scale!
The Axedwarf stands up.
The Forgotten Beast attacks The Axedwarf but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf is no longer stunned.
The Forgotten Beast has been struck down.

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"I couldn't save him"
"He was too headstrong"
"I should been with him"
"You saved us all, Thunderbeard."
"But he was so young!"
"I know..."
"My poor little dog..."

((The battle has been fierce. Axebane charged headfirst and was struck down. Thunderbeard took his sweet time playing with the forge. A dwarven pig and a war dog were struck down. So was our only Mason. And our crypt is ruined. Despite his wounds, Thunderbeard prevailed and saved us all. Beside Axebane.))
((And I just had a set of bronze armor ready too! Should kept him in another squad.))

[OmnipotentGrue]

Awesome!

[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

Ral Crabwork, Armorer, has entered a strange mood!
Ral Crabwork has claimed the craftdwarf's workshop!
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<Sarvesh> Any last word for sir Axebane?
<Listast> "Yea! Rubies are red, sapphires are blue, you got owned, sucks to be you!"
*THWACK* 
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Solon Bomrek, Herbalist cancels Harvest Plant: Getting Married!
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"So you're a legendary woodcrafter now?"
"Yup"
"I'll reserve a craftdwarf's workshop on your name."

[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

"Allright Nguslu. We sneak in under the rain. Avoid patrols. Grab kid. Run away."
"Yes Zolak!"
"Any question?"
"No Zolak!"
...
"AAIIE!"
"Wait hold on! I'll get you out.. AAIIIIE!"
...

"Oy Sarvesh! Seems we caged a couple ugly critters on the surface!
"Great! Entertainment has arrived! Prepare more cages!"
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"Well?"

"Splendid work! Can you do the crypt next?"
"Sure. I guess. Anything in particular to engrave?"
"Aye! The fall of Axebane! And dwarven cheese!"

((It seems the elves had an internal war. Awesome!))

[rickvoid]

Dwarfshorts meets Community Fort.

I approve. I'll take the soap maker. Name him (or her) Olon (Urist)  DiesHorribly. Make him (her) a sworddwarf.

[Tuxman]

Wait... axebane died? noooooo! His life was tooo short! Can I make another?

[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

"Sir?"
"Yes Zulban?"
"Our wood industry is hurting. We got no more logs, the caverns full of shrubs, our charcoal stock is empty, and we can't build barrels or bins anymore. The food industry is hurting from lack of barrels, and the metal from fuel.
"I see. Send a woodcutter squad to the forest on the surface. Bring Zan along, he has experience woodcutting. Have a couple wood burners built on the surface, and put charcoal on repeat. We should restock on charcoal in a month."
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"Sir?"
"Wot?"
"We moved most of your stuff in the room next to Thunderbeard. Its a temporary office, but it should suffice. Its ready, sir."
"Good job. Have a pint and get back to work."
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"Sir?"
"Wot?"

"The workshops are all dug out"
"Great! Start moving our stuff inside."
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Zan Vacurimketh, Gem Cutter is taken by a fey mood!
Zan Vacurimketh, Gem Cutter has claimed the Jeweler's Workshop.

"Elves striking down elves. I love it. Put it in a display case!"
((Lost the artifact to a crash.))
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((We're short on woodcutters mate it'll have to wait on next migrant wave.))
((Correction: Axebane died fighting a forgotten beast. Thats a glorious death,  beside the fact he was pratically useless.))
A sow lasted longer. )) ((Apparently wooden axes can be used to cut wood! Sweet!))

[Tuxman]

((goes to a corner and cries))

Well, I still wanna make another.

I like how the champion allways says "wot"

[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

((well no. Thats Sarvesh's response. He handles everything, beside military jobs.))

"Sarvesh! Oy Sarvesh!"
"Wot?"
"We dug down and breached the 3rd cavern layer. Right on top of an empty magma pipe. And guess what's under it? A magma pool!"
"Ooh"

"Magma's great. There's nothing magma can't fix. We should make a forge fueled by magma."
"Of course"
"And build a suspended arena"
"Wot?"
"And prepare a doomsday device against invaders"
"Whoa there. Hold on. We haven't even finished building our gate yet. Our only defense is Thunderbeard's squad and a couple cage trap on the surface. Before starting on those grand projects, we need to finish building our main defensive line."
"But.."
"No but! You've seen them! Goblins! Smelly, ugly, nasty, and prone to siege us! Get to it boy!"
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"Sir?"
"Wot?"
"We found cave spider silk on the first layer."
"Thats it? You disturb me for silk?"
"No sir, you don't understand. We found cave spider silk. Tons of it."
"How much?"
"A hundred at most."

"Oooh... wait. What kind of cave spider?"
"Normal-sized, sir. We verified."

[Labhras]

I chuckled with glee when I saw all that silk, then I tried moving over to build a loom and realized it was a screenshot

And if I may:

Tikot Gearedtorch, dwarven mechanic, reporting for duty, Mossbeard sir. I'm ready to pit dwarven ingenuity against the greenskins and underground beasts.

[Grimlocke]

Hehe, nice. Following this.

And ill take a dwarf: Urvad Rattlekeg, bone carver. Likes exotic kinds of bones, kind of a creepy fellow. Has been seen sneaking around the crypts.

[Arni]

Nice
Sort of reminds me of RA Salvatore's storries.

I'll take the next migrantdwarf that got some fighting skills;

Arni Firecut, the name. Axedwarf.

[Alkyon]

My word, that's a lot of silk!

Now you need MORE wood for bins to stuff that into.

[Sarvesh Mossbeard]

"Gentledwarves!" Sarvesh raised his mug. The crowd suddently stopped chattering, their leader was about to speak -

"Tonight mark our second winter living in these caverns, surviving against all adversity. Tonight, we celebrate, for justice is about to be delivered. A fel beast, under the name of Inethaser, has murdered two of our kind the first summer. His pack was taken down, but the beast still lives."
Mumurs fills the room and the two childrens hid behind their parents.
"No more, says I. It swims under the west spamp, hiding under the waves, out of reach of our military's wrath. For years it hid, and done such despite not being an aquatic creature. But we have prepared a righteous hammer, from wich the dwarven gods will struck it down, for the glory of Deephome!"

"Now turn your gazes to the west, as Inethaser gets struck down once and for all."
"Tikot, pull the lever please!"

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The earth rumbled. The ceiling fell down. Crashed down, into the swamp. Waves swerled into the shore. The Rutherer was no more.
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"Did we get him?"
"Sir?"
"The Rutherer..."
"Yes sir. Squashed him good. No bones or anything left. Its dead for good."
"Good."