Overly picky note: the persona using robots from Persona 3 had emotions, though they were pretty bad at expressing them when first activated. They were designed to be as human as possible because if they didn't think of themselves as being at least partially human they couldn't use personas.
Cool, I was wondering about that.
An ex-girlfriend of mine is really into Persona. Maybe I should start seeing her again. For the sake of the RTD (:
First, I kick the sleeping ExKirby in the nuts.
Then,
I attempt to get everyone inside the wherever the airlock leads by opening and then shutting the airlock doors with my MUSCLES OF SCIENCE. Use Stephinian powers if necessary.
Now, the air inside the station will probably push the party out quite rapidly. However, I should be able to push everyone in and then seal the airlock manually before loosing too much air pressure. It helps that I've got a charge built up, and Stephinians have the ability to bend or even ignore the laws of physics with enough power available to them.
[1] Your well-rounded team won't fit in this square airlock, so you tell the laws of physics to shut up and sit down. They look down and whisper, "No". You are disappoint. [1] Finding no cheeseburgers in your pack, you look up to see BM firin his lazor. [6] Fortunately he misses, and hits Onrac somehow.
(I feel dirty. The rolls are real, though, I'm really glad you got a success on that last one.)
(Oh, I forgot you kicked ExKirby in the nuts, better roll for that... 6???)
[6] You goblin-punch ExKirby. He flies through the portal into Onrac. On the plus side, it looks like BM's Hadoken hit him square-on.
ExKirby has been slain!I make a two way portal leading to the other side of the door so my team doesn't have to blow it up and alert everyone.
[1] Oh god, it's terrible! Horrible! No good/very bad! A blasted hellscape full of tortured souls, crushed dreams, and flood damage. A dinky wooden sign, spattered with blood, reads "Onrac".
Don't worry though, nobody went through the portal, it's just sitting on the wall.
OK ExKirby got thrown through for some reason, but BM fixed that.
I wake the fuck out of my coma and follow the fools.
Memories of the past hour are starting to return, in bits and pieces. You don't want to remember. You shake your head to clear it, and follow the others.
[1] You happen to be standing beside BM when he fires the Hadoken. It clips you, sending you through the portal. You are dazed and bruised, but otherwise fine. Then you look up and see the portal, about 20 feet above the ground. Uh oh.
No action
[4] You manage not to fall in the portal. Darn.
Anyway, I begin charging a hadouken, tell everyone to get out of the way(or not, I don't really care) and then blast the airlock door to smithereens. Of course, fate demands I miss badly... and then hit Onrac. Somehow.
[1-1 for being crosseyed = 0] See the above results. You tell yourself that you decided to hit Onrac, or maybe Vert. You also wish misfortune on Onrac for once again using up your daily Hadoken.
I ask d if she can use the terminals without power, in the highly likely result that the answer is no, change my gauntled mounted weapons to heat ray mod and go ranged jedo on the doors
[4] She says she can power the terminal, but not the local network of course. You insert her into the terminal and it lights up. [2] It mentions security camera feeds, but they are offline. [2] D says it is hard-coded not to open the inner door while the lock is unpressurized.
I shoot stuff once we get past the door.
Looks like those fools weren't able to open the door yet. They did manage to open another hell-portal, though... well, maybe not hell, but a disgustingly impoverished medieval village. *BM fires his Hadoken* Ah, now that's hell.
Well crap, you failed to get through the door. You did get rid of ExKirby though, and that Black Mage hopefully won't be casting any more friendly fire for a bit. There's also a nifty portal to hell-I-mean-Onrac.
Oh hey, Vert fell through the portal! You might want to help her. In fact, destroying that world/reality/whatever may fall under your mission.
(Blobby made the portal to block ambient air, otherwise you'd all be floating around the bay)
Sorry about the quality this time, I'm visiting relatives and it's hot. I'm suggesting a party split to make it easier for you guys to coordinate your actions. Besides, that's a lot of 1's, something had to go wrong!
With luck, next turn will be up at noon tomorrow instead of 2:30.
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Topic: Repeated Omnicide RTD (Turn 22: Angels and Demons) (Read 24528 times)