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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3688976 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49770 on: January 28, 2015, 04:33:23 pm »

1) That's probably not bloodless.
2) They can still scream without a tongue. Go for the vocal cords and maybe collapse the lungs a lil'bit.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49771 on: January 28, 2015, 04:39:01 pm »

Don't buy expensive headphones before just telling them to shut the fuck up. Perhaps more politely than that, but it still sounds like it needs to be said.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49772 on: January 28, 2015, 04:40:13 pm »

You just need to wait til he's asleep. Then set up outside his room. Then start screaming in an outraged girly voice. And when he wakes up and opens his door to see what's going on, you go "That's what it's like every fucking time you play Madden. Now shut the fuck up."
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49773 on: January 28, 2015, 04:41:37 pm »

Better yet, do the above with a recording of him playing Madden.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49774 on: January 28, 2015, 04:42:03 pm »

You just need to wait til he's asleep. Then set up outside his room. Then start screaming in an outraged girly voice. And when he wakes up and opens his door to see what's going on, you go "That's what it's like every fucking time you play Madden. Now shut the fuck up."
You should do this, but only after you calmly discuss the matter. If he rejects civilized negotiation, then you can commence with antagonizing him.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49775 on: January 28, 2015, 05:49:49 pm »

Well. I guess I'm not eating today.
It seems any place that does decent food in this shitty suburb doesn't open 'til eleven o'clock, save for one cafe that opens at an acceptable hour and does good food but is ludicrously expensive.

I don't plan on giving these lazy fucks any more business.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49776 on: January 28, 2015, 05:51:28 pm »

Oh my god Fortbent takes twelve eternities to load.

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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49777 on: January 28, 2015, 05:52:26 pm »

Oh my god Fortbent takes twelve a hundred and forty four eternities to load.

FTFY.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49778 on: January 28, 2015, 06:30:48 pm »

Oh my god Fortbent takes twelve a hundred and forty four four hundred and thirteen eternities to load.

FTFY.
If you're going to fix things at least fix them right (I have never touched Fortbent, or DF in years for that matter, but if we're going for 3 digit numbers there's only two choices).
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49779 on: January 28, 2015, 07:19:45 pm »

Why the fuck does this library not enforce a "BE QUIET YOU STUPID FUCKS" rule? >:(
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49780 on: January 28, 2015, 07:20:50 pm »

Why the fuck does this library not enforce a "BE QUIET YOU STUPID FUCKS" rule? >:(
I think most if not all libraries do. Where's the librarian relative to the stupid fucks?
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49781 on: January 28, 2015, 07:44:33 pm »

Why the fuck does this library not enforce a "BE QUIET YOU STUPID FUCKS" rule? >:(
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49782 on: January 28, 2015, 07:48:32 pm »

I'm gonna open my own library. With blackjack and hookers. Quiet blackjack and hookers.
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49783 on: January 28, 2015, 08:53:05 pm »

That's the worst kind! D:
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Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Decimals of Wrath Edition
« Reply #49784 on: January 28, 2015, 08:58:33 pm »

That's the worst kind! D:
Get your priorities straight, KosS. Libraries are infinitely better with quiet blackjack and quiet hookers.

Or you could just burn all the romantic fantasy books. Your pick.
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