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[Helgoland]

Heh, I did that once with puke.

Believing I had cleaned up.

In the bathroom of a close friend.

When I was fourteen.

[Orange Wizard]

In my old highschool there were wads of shitty (literally) toilet paper stuck to the ceiling.

[Mr. Strange]

Drunk customers who puke/piss/shit before they make it to the bathroom are the worst, especially if they do it in someplace public. Where people watch and take pictures of you cleaning it.
There are several good reasons why I don't do concerts and festivals anymore and that's one of them.

[nenjin]

Oh bathroom rage. Fucking drives me insane at work. People are a) to lazy too flush their poop or urine and b) too privileged to think they're responsible for replacing the toilet paper when they use the last of it, despite 5 fucking rolls sitting on the tank behind them. I think the phrase "that's the janitor's job" was even uttered once. As though we have a full-time fucking janitor/uniformed bathroom attendant on the payroll.

I guarantee it's those mother fuckers upstairs in the insurance office, who seem to think they operate a level above everyone else in the building, despite, apparently, having bathroom skills below that of an 8 year old. We tried cutesy bathroom notes with internet memes on them. We tried emails, polite and not-so polite. Nothing really seemed to make a difference. And then one day it just stopped. So I assume the errant shitter or shitters got fired. Still no one replaces the toilet paper roll though.

In my actual rage-to-rage moment.....a forum I've been posting on for literally the last 15 years had to migrate to another host. Not only is the entire forum slow as balls now, but I get JSON errors when trying to post threads. Error reads "JSON ERROR UNKNOWN CHARACTER AT LINE 1 COLUMN 1 OF THE JSON DATA." Line 1. Either that's a bad error message for a fucking time out (most likely), or these people are even worse at their job than I thought possible.

[Graknorke]

Where people watch and take pictures of you cleaning it.

On a scale of drinking battery acid to expanding dong, this definitely merits at least a mild disconcertion.

Who records someone cleaning literal shit?

[nenjin]

Where people watch and take pictures of you cleaning it.

On a scale of drinking battery acid to expanding dong, this definitely merits at least a mild disconcertion.

Who records someone cleaning literal shit?

Someone who both doesn't have to clean shit for a living, and is a complete asshole.

[Rolan7]

"If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"
I flush *public* toilets, since the next person will just get grossed out and do it anyway, but I like no-flush urinals.  They save water.  At home, I'd rather clean my toilet more often than flush 4-10 times as often.

[Knit tie]

Ew.

[Dutchling]

Ew.

[Orange Wizard]

Ew.

[Graknorke]

THIS TOILET HYGIENE THREAD NOW.

ninjedit: OW, you can't act shocked at a conversation you were actively contributing to.

[nenjin]

THIS TOILET HYGIENE THREAD NOW.

Let's settle for TOILET RAGE THREAD.

[Tawa]

...TMI, man.

[Rolan7]

Bah!  I bet you prudes didn't have to lug milk-jugs full of water up a hill after Hurricane Fran.  Did you know you can pour directly into the toilet reservoir to refill it?

Really makes one aware of water-conservation 

Edit: (My old home had an electric waterpump, and we lost power for about 2 weeks.  Our road was actually blocked by trees in both directions too, we had to hike about a mile for the school bus!)

[Teneb]

For those raging about toilets, at least in those cases people had the option to not flush. At some buildings in my university, bathrooms have no water until preset times (also known as the time janitors come around to clean), supposedly to prevent people from flushing non-stop like imbeciles or leaving faucets open. That, however, has the side effect of creating a horrid stench strong enough to make people gag. Add that to cheap low-quality food and you get the worst toilets I've ever been to, and I've been to some REALLY bad ones (one was a glorified recess in the wall with a perpetually wet urinal, it was still better).