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[UXLZ]

What's Rust?

[Yoink]

It's a game about naked bald men frolicking around in a series of fields, valleys, hills and various other kinds of terrain.

[Baffler]

It's a game about naked bald men being murdered for sport and left where they fall by established players in a series of fields, valleys, hills and various other kinds of terrain.

FTFY.

[Orange Wizard]

They also hit everything with rocks. Including, but not limited to, trees, other rocks, local wildlife, and other naked bald men.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Your mistaken is trying to make a deal with an entity that doesn't exist; nonexistent things cannot uphold their side of the bargain.

Today I am rage because dog shut up will not Jesus Christ quit whining you're not allowed on the goddamn bed because you roll in dead animals and horse manure all day.

You appear to have been coaxed into a snafu.

[Frumple]

This is unacceptable. We had a deal, Nature -- you don't try to kill me, I don't set your forests on fire for heat.

You broke your side of the bargain first Well, that and you usually leave forests up for heat. Windbreakers and whatnot.

... also nature doesn't keep to deals. She just lets you think she does to get you to let your guard down, and then wham. Roots in your lower intestine.

E: Ooh, it totally is going to freeze here tonight, too. First time this year! And it's forecast to not get higher than the upper 30s tomorrow. Be back up above freezing the day after, but *shrugs* Frumple will take what frumple can get. At least unless I luck upon the ability to manipulate meteorological phenomena. Then I'll take much, muuuuch more.

[Graknorke]

My mother sometimes ffs

"Hey Graknorke do you know about X?"
"No I don't"
"Tell me!"
"But I don't know about it."
"Can't you find out?"
"No because I would have done/be doing it if I could"
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO AWKWARD!?"

Proceed strop that causes a couple of hours of her refusing to speak to anyone.

[Baffler]

So apparently buying minecraft twice using the same email address fucks everything up something awful. I can't access realms anymore, and certain anti-cheat protections on servers ban me forever because it thinks I'm using a pirated version. Tech support has been unhelpful because this is the way people try to get free copies of minecraft.

[UXLZ]

So apparently buying minecraft twice using the same email address fucks everything up something awful. I can't access realms anymore, and certain anti-cheat protections on servers ban me forever because it thinks I'm using a pirated version. Tech support has been unhelpful because this is the way people try to get free copies of minecraft.

Can't they confirm that the email has purchased two copies?

[Baffler]

They can, but they require proof of purchase that I no longer and, near as I can tell, never did possess. I bought my copy really early in development, and the other (for my little brother) like... 2 weeks ago. There doesn't seem to be any help for it but to swap accounts with him, because it works fine and he's not playing MP anyway.

[itisnotlogical]

People who watch reality TV and suddenly think they're an expert on whatever the subject of the show is. Lately my family's really big into some show about airplane crashes and they're impressing all their friends by acting like they're avionics engineers.

[SealyStar]

People who watch reality TV and suddenly think they're an expert on whatever the subject of the show is. Lately my family's really big into some show about airplane crashes and they're impressing all their friends by acting like they're avionics engineers.

While my mother, who is an actual avionics engineer, pretty much never talks about it.

I think it's more that people like to show off things that they learn. When I finished my first semester of organic chemistry I acted like a smartass about drug formulas for a few days before it got old.

[UXLZ]

I just act like that all the time.

[Graknorke]

I act like a smartass most of the time. I embrace that part of me because it's not going away so shit why not.

Also "thought experiments" are generally not actually that interesting. On the level of "babby's first existential crisis" or so. So I can see why people would want to deal with that.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Babby's first existential crisis made me depressed for the first time in my life.