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[smeeprocket]

It was a simpler time, before we all learned exactly the extent of what two girls could actually do with just one cup.

[Flying Dice]

Natch. It was better early on in many respects, but most of them were effects of the relatively small userbase more than anything else. I might even, under duress, admit to a slight fondness for geocities.

As it stands, we seem to be heading for a singularity where Google publishes everything on the web, and everything is publishes is top ten lists of porn through four different venues aggregated on a central newsfeed.

[smeeprocket]

I a Sailor Moon hate page on geocities. Good times...

[Arcvasti]

A time before kitchenbots. A time when "spam" meant the canned meat.

* Arcvasti sighs

Dammit, why am I feeling nostalgic about stuff I never lived through?

[UXLZ]

A time before kitchenbots. A time when "spam" meant the canned meat.

* Arcvasti sighs

Dammit, why am I feeling nostalgic about stuff I never lived through?

What the hell is a kitchenbot?

[nenjin]

So on the topic of things going on for two pages.....

[Aklyon]

Thou hath not seen yonder spambots and thier obsession with selling the UK new kitchens, UXLC? They show up more often than normal ones.

[smeeprocket]

I have yet to see any of these kitchenbots.

I am starting to suspect systematic genocide the facts of which have been silenced by the amphibian on high.

[Arcvasti]

I have yet to see any of these kitchenbots.

I am starting to suspect systematic genocide the facts of which have been silenced by the amphibian on high.

If you sit for long enough and spam unread topics, you're sure to see one. The Toadhammer is pretty merciless in crushing them quickly though.

I'm not even sure what they want me to buy. Aren't kitchens rooms? Do they sell pre-fab kitchens you can just add on to normal buildings?

[Lightningfalcon]

Manchester kitchens are best kitchens. 

[Bauglir]

They're for doll houses. True story. By which I mean false. It's a lie. But it's an entertaining lie. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is 'no'.

[Xantalos]

They come in waves, rarely seen and quickly forgotten, apart from some times when they flood the forums and all know their true power is come again before they're banished by a great amphibian hero.
They're basically GRRM's Others on the internet.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Did anyone ever make that spambot zoo, a forum specifically for capturing and obzerving spam bots?

[Aklyon]

I mostly see them show up elsewhere more recently, like the arcen forums; they used the forum's word filter ability to translate 'kitchen' into 'I am spam', leaving the bots to either reveal themselves in the title or still do so anyway by their peculiar spelling habits for the word

Did anyone ever make that spambot zoo, a forum specifically for capturing and obzerving spam bots?

That is an interesting idea.

[Lightningfalcon]

Did anyone ever make that spambot zoo, a forum specifically for capturing and obzerving spam bots?

If not, why.  Why has this glorious eight wonder of the world not been constructed yet.