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[Frumple]

... do remember that this really isn't the place for forum related rage (barring technical difficulties, I suppose), or raging against other members of the community.

And to preempt it, yes, yes that counts.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I remember in summer a bunch of retards here in PEI started blowing off fireworks once per day. Every single fucking time the cops would come. Jesus, it was annoying.

[timferius]

As a relative of several mentally disabled people, I'm going to have to gently request you not use 'retards' as a slur. Otherwise, yes, people who tend to frequent rural areas and fireworks tend not to mix well.

[Aseaheru]

And if used on the people who stuff fireworks in frut in urban areas, the use of 'retarded' to describe them is an insult to those who actually are mentally retarded.

[Caz]

Was looking insufficiently jolly at the new year's festivity stuff. Closed my eyes to resume drunken nappage but my friend's dad or something was concerned. I guess because he had depression before and we had some good talks about it or something. Anyway, he stroked my face while asking "Are you alright?".

I nope'd outta there pretty fast.

It just makes me rage that something so ridiculous can make me so scared. You'd think there had been a spider on my face or something.

Analogy doesn't really work though... I like spiders.

[Orange Wizard]

It just makes me rage that something so ridiculous can make me so scared. You'd think there had been a spider on my face or something.

I guess it depends on how well you know him, but I would nope out if one of my friends' dads (or mums, I guess) started stroking my face while I was sleeping.

[Caz]

I guess it depends on how well you know him, but I would nope out if one of my friends' dads (or mums, I guess) started stroking my face while I was sleeping.

I was kinda a second away from breaking his face. I need to stop reacting to things with violence, though. Since I broke my father's nose everyone seems to look at me strangely. Maybe it's in my head. :l

[TD1]

Why'd you break your dad's nose?

[Caz]

Why'd you break your dad's nose?

Uh... He was trying to strangle me at the time. I couldn't breathe and didn't really want to die, so, bam. >_>

I broke my hand too though, so it kind of evens out.


Edit: to clarify, he was explaining how to kill me while strangling me.

Double edit: Wow, that makes everything sound horrible. He's a good guy, just an insanity!drunk.

[MaximumZero]

Why'd you break your dad's nose?

Uh... He was trying to strangle me at the time. I couldn't breathe and didn't really want to die, so, bam. >_>

I broke my hand too though, so it kind of evens out.


Edit: to clarify, he was explaining how to kill me while strangling me.

Double edit: Wow, that makes everything sound horrible. He's a good guy, just an insanity!drunk.

Next time punch him in the throat. No bones to break your hand on there.

[TD1]

Why'd you break your dad's nose?

Uh... He was trying to strangle me at the time. I couldn't breathe and didn't really want to die, so, bam. >_>

I broke my hand too though, so it kind of evens out.


Edit: to clarify, he was explaining how to kill me while strangling me.

Double edit: Wow, that makes everything sound horrible. He's a good guy, just an insanity!drunk.

Next time punch him in the throat. No bones to break your hand on there.

And also kills him. I think the nose was a good option :/

[MaximumZero]

And also kills him. I think the nose was a good option :/

Generally not, on both counts. The face is full of bony plates that are bad targets, and most people can't hit hard enough to kill someone by punching them in the throat. Elbow to the jaw is a wonderful deterrent, too.

[Aseaheru]

* Aseaheru pulls out book on survival that includes where to hit people

try hitting his jaw or the back of the elbows next time (or the obvious choice, the balls). Wont kill him, but the pain should be enough to make him stop.

-Dang ninjas-

[Caz]

Next time punch him in the throat. No bones to break your hand on there.

Eh... I wasn't really aiming for anything in particular. Not really overjoyed on the idea of a "next time", though.

[flabort]

I wouldn't think you would be, and I hope there isn't a next time.
But if there is one, might I recommend the genitals?