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[Frumple]

Also pretty sure they've got smash bros characters in saltybet, at the least. Dunno about TF2 ones, but eh.

[SealyStar]

Magus? Yeah.
My other ones include:
Gandalf
Saruman
Merlin
Sauron
Dumbledore
The Black Wizard from FF1
The Monopoly Guy photoshopped to look like a wizard
The Happy Mask Salesman, specifically during the part of Majora's Mask where he's flipping out
Agent Smith with a wizard hat drawn on
The Sorcerer Belt Salesman illustration from the D&D 3.5 PHB
The Star Master from Earthbound
The default male Tactician sprite from FE:A
Pac-Man with a wizard's hat

For a second I thought these were all characters you wished were in Smash Bros.

[Tawa]

Magus? Yeah.
My other ones include:
Gandalf
Saruman
Merlin
Sauron
Dumbledore
The Black Wizard from FF1
The Monopoly Guy photoshopped to look like a wizard
The Happy Mask Salesman, specifically during the part of Majora's Mask where he's flipping out
Agent Smith with a wizard hat drawn on
The Sorcerer Belt Salesman illustration from the D&D 3.5 PHB
The Star Master from Earthbound
The default male Tactician sprite from FE:A
Pac-Man with a wizard's hat

For a second I thought these were all characters you wished were in Smash Bros.

Technically, I could do several of those in 4 using miis.

[Orange Wizard]

I have to admit, Dumbledore vs. Gandalf vs. Merlin vs. Sauron vs. Beret Guy would be pretty awesome.

Indeed.

...

Also, my rage for today. Laptop is running slow, programs are randomly crashing, Internet is crapping out intermittently for no apparent reason. Come on, we've been together for what, four, five years? Don't die on me now.

...

I'm making this sound like a bad breakup.

...

I guess it is.

[Flying Dice]

I'd hope that your relationships don't normally end with mental and physical deterioration and a visit to the dumpster followed by you buying a new SO.

[AlleeCat]

I'd hope that your relationships don't normally end with mental and physical deterioration and a visit to the dumpster followed by you buying a new SO.

You know, if I could just go to the store and buy a good relationship...

I probably still wouldn't have one because I'm broke...

[smeeprocket]

yea good relationships cost money, and require upkeep.

You can't just go to WalMart and pick up a generic relationship and expect it to last.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Yup

Btw, guys jewelry and dates keep her happy.... Just sayin......

[LordSlowpoke]

jewelry and dates keep her happy

i can agree with roughly half of this statement and then i'd be generalizing the fuck out of a gender that i'm only partially a member of

still a bit better than you though, not everyone's materialist as fuck

a majority yes but

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Hey I didn't say those are the only things, just throwing it out there because well my girl loves them. Doesn't really ask for jewelery but when I get her any she loves it. A lot... And she likes going on dates too so those are nice
I can add to the list but anything to add is stuff that most people know
Like do things that you both like (for me and my GF it's playing xbox)

[Graknorke]

Are you implying there is such a thing as a person who doesn't like getting stuff?
Stuff's great.

[Frumple]

... aren't some people allergic to dates? I mean, they're alright as fruit goes -- pretty easy to keep the producing plants alive, anyway, in my experience (providing you're in the right climate zone) -- but if they make your partner sick you should probably avoid them.

Not sure fruit is the best method of seduction these days, anyway. Definitely has that old school charm, but perhaps only if your partner is actually familiar with the songs of solomon or somethin'. Though also maybe a bit forward in that case -- fruit can get pretty raunchy...

All well-intentioned relationship bribes in moderation, I guess I'm saying.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I knew second had to make that joke
Well done I suppose, well done

[Akura]

Got screwed by the local dollar store. They had a coupon that takes $5 off of a net purchase of $25 or more. I get to the counter, I watch as each item is rung up(and counted the costs as I grabbed stuff), it comes out to the amount I expected it to. I hand over the coupon, the balance does NOT come down. I point this out to the cashier, and she refuses to believe it and charges me the full amount. Conveniently, I also did not get a receipt because the printer for them was broken.

In addition to that, the kickstand on my bicycle broke. Unless I can fix it or rip it off, I can't ride it anymore. And I don't want to rip it off since if it falls over, the basket breaks off.

I'd hope that your relationships don't normally end with mental and physical deterioration and a visit to the dumpster followed by you buying a new SO.

You know, if I could just go to the store and buy a good relationship...

I probably still wouldn't have one because I'm broke...

Tell me about it . Actually, that sort of thing is illegal in the US. Too bad.

[smeeprocket]

Yup

Btw, guys jewelry and dates keep her happy.... Just sayin......

well that was sexist.

Jewelry is a bad replacement for love, tbh. Just because society keeps telling us how much we like diamonds and gold, doesn't mean we all want that.

It's not only a scam by jewelry companies, but I like to be thought of as an individual, not as a part of a faceless mass than is "woman"