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[mastahcheese]

I lost my voice, and can't talk.

I tried to send a message to my wife saying this, and she called me to yell at me for not talking to her.

*Punches the fucking building down and throws it into the god damn sun*

[MaximumZero]

I've apparently taught Mastah well.

[mastahcheese]

Eating is pain when your vocal cords are constricted by a behavioral disorder.

I have now discovered this.

[Shakerag]

Are you fucking kidding me.

In order to use the library's public computers, you have to enter your card number.
However, I lost my card a long time ago, but that's not an issue, I can just ask for the card number because it's in the system and I have my ID.

Find out that the computer isn't going to let me on anyway, because my account has 8 different books/movies that are overdue on it.
Knowing that I never check things out, I simply read in the library, I check to see what all is on there.
My wife has been using my card instead of hers, because they won't let her check things out on her card because too much shit has been overdue, and unreturned.

Now I can't use the computer at all, since my laptop is screwed over, until find all that crap (which I had been told was purchased from a book store) and return all of it.

Thank god they have a rule that returned item don't have overdue charges if returned on Friday, because the charges have added up to over 100 dollars.

You think she maybe did that on purpose so you couldn't use the computer at the library and get away from home?

[smjjames]

Eating is pain when your vocal cords are constricted by a behavioral disorder.

I have now discovered this.

behavioral disorder?

I think you should get divorced from your 'wife', it's pretty clear that she isn't healthy for you to be around emotionally.

[Loud Whispers]

Eating is pain when your vocal cords are constricted by a behavioral disorder.
I have now discovered this.

behavioral disorder?
I think you should get divorced from your 'wife', it's pretty clear that she isn't healthy for you to be around emotionally.

I'd suggest talking about it, but that is literally out of the question it seems. What's holding you back?

[Sirus]

Didn't work yesterday because of truck problems.
Got a call this morning.
Got a new truck for me to use.
Arrive at work.
New truck really is new.
Less than a year old.
Only 32k miles.
Get in.
Turn key in ignition.
Truck utterly fails to start.
Been trying for 20 minutes to no avail.
FML.

[rabidgam3r]

i hecked up

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I got my mom off my back about the learning. The bad part is, I accidentally came out as gay in the process. Fuck my life, every square inch of it.. I'm not in danger, like some families, but.... Fuuuuck. I wasn't ready, why the fuck did I do that?

[rabidgam3r]

i hecked up

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I got my mom off my back about the learning. The bad part is, I accidentally came out as gay in the process. Fuck my life, every square inch of it.. I'm not in danger, like some families, but.... Fuuuuck. I wasn't ready, why the fuck did I do that?

Is she particularly anti-LGBT? If not, it might actually be a good thing. You don't have that awkward feeling for the next two years, and can carry on with your life.

If she IS, though... yeah...

She isn't, it's just... Took an unexpected turn and I didn't mean to do it. Ahhh, whoopsie daisies~

[rabidgam3r]

That's the upside, but I might also get a different kind of awkwardness. What's done is done, so.... *grand shrug of eloquence*

[mastahcheese]

Eating is pain when your vocal cords are constricted by a behavioral disorder.
I have now discovered this.

behavioral disorder?
I think you should get divorced from your 'wife', it's pretty clear that she isn't healthy for you to be around emotionally.

I'd suggest talking about it, but that is literally out of the question it seems. What's holding you back?

I'm calling it a behavioral disorder until I can find out what it actually is, since they don't think it's nuerological in nature.
And we're going through marriage councilling in an attempt to fix things, but so far it doesn't seem to be going anywhere, judging by situations like these.

[smjjames]

You should use AVG for at least basic protection. I use webroot here.

[mastahcheese]

I forgot the library is closed fir veterans day.
Now to see if there's a plug in outside before my iPod dies again.

Edit: Guess not.
Well, I'm getting screamed at at home, so I don't really want to go back, but there's nothing else to do, or anywhere to go.
I hate this.

[Helgoland]

Dude, you need to get the fuck out of there. Especially if you're too afraid (?) to go home if it is not absolutely necessary.

[smjjames]

Dude, you need to get the fuck out of there. Especially if you're too afraid (?) to go home if it is not absolutely necessary.

This

This

THIS

I'd have stormed out of there long ago, you need to get the heck out of this obviously abusive relationship. Go to a shelter or something.