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[Sirus]

Do't you just hate it when you are about to sneeze but it doesn't happen?

THIS IS THE WORST

JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

[Steelmagic]

Do't you just hate it when you are about to sneeze but it doesn't happen?

THIS IS THE WORST

JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

It really, really is.

[Aseaheru]

Its such a let-down...

[Akura]

All day, nonstop, the supervisor was whining at me. "Go stock stuff, go lift heavy objects for awhile, go change the cheese bag on the nacho cheese dispenser(note: the bag I replaced still had a significant amount of cheese), go take out the cardboard in the pouring rain, go figure out why the diet coke button on the soda has an Out of Order sign on it". All in a whiny, I-can't-think-for-myself-oh-god-help-me kind of voice. And they want me to come in an hour early and leave at three tomorrow. Normally I would't mind, but that means the day I really want to be short has just had the length and workload doubled.

Oh, it took me most of the day, but the diet coke wasn't being carbonated. Apparently, the pump was slightly loose or something.

Ach.

Get some milk, turns out it has no seal and the amount of milk in it is lower than a regular carton.

I think someone went and took a drink out of it at the shop.

I hate this so much. So fucking much.

[penguinofhonor]

Yesterday one of my (two week old) tires blew out on the highway. In the dark while it was raining and I had my kittens with me that had just been spayed and neutered. Somehow I got out of this only losing some of my sanity, a few hours of my life, and $42 on a new rim.

[hops]

Having kittens around is a good SAN bonus. Especially if said kittens don't have balls.

[~Neri]

Sneezing is a form of orgasm, there's a reason it feels horrid if you can't sneeze but want to.

[Loud Whispers]

Do't you just hate it when you are about to sneeze but it doesn't happen?

THIS IS THE WORST

JUST THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

It really, really is.

Aa-
Aa-
Aa-NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Eric Blank]

Does that make intentionally inhaling sneeze-inducing substances masturbation? And pepper pranks rape?

The implications are not good. D:

[Worldmaster27]

So our teacher in health says that nearly 100% of rape cases on college campuses are related to alcohol.

Feeling the need to respond to this, some jerkwad says aloud that the victims "Probably wanted it, or are just saying that they were raped."

Thankfully nearly everyone in the class, teacher included, began berating him.

Those that weren't laughing, of course.

[EnigmaticHat]

So our teacher in health says that nearly 100% of rape cases on college campuses are related to alcohol.

This sounds untrue.  Nowhere near 100% of college rape cases are even reported.

[Putnam]

Sneezing is a form of orgasm, there's a reason it feels horrid if you can't sneeze but want to.

no, that's just wrong

[Orange Wizard]

So our teacher in health says that nearly 100% of rape cases on college campuses are related to alcohol.

That's a bullshit statistic to begin with. Unless you're arguing that everyone in college is always drunk, which is much more believeable.

[IronTomato]

Sneezing is a form of orgasm, there's a reason it feels horrid if you can't sneeze but want to.

no, that's just wrong

But you know it be true.

[Orange Wizard]

Sneezing is a form of orgasm, there's a reason it feels horrid if you can't sneeze but want to.

no, that's just wrong

But you know it be true.

That everything I do~
I do it fooooor~ yoooouuuu~