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[LordSlowpoke]

You have to do blood sacrifices the correct way:
> Go to a locally certified blood donation area.

can confirm, they have more blood than you could possibly bring in from anywhere short of an industrial slaughterhouse

plus it was given willingly so it's easier to appease the more benevolent ones with it

[Dutchling]

You have to do blood sacrifices the correct way:
> Go to a locally certified blood donation area.

can confirm, they have more blood than you could possibly bring in from anywhere short of an industrial slaughterhouse

plus it was given willingly so it's easier to appease the more benevolent ones with it

They have even worse snack than sperm banks though.

[LordSlowpoke]

i have not yet encountered anything that demands or requires a sacrifice of sperm or anything related, so i'll need for you to elaborate

[Dutchling]

Have you been living under a rock LSP?

Anything cooked belongs to the gods and all cooking of food is a sacrifice, for what we eat is actually the remains of a meal served to the gods. Milk is itself considered to be cooked; it is in fact the fire-god Agni's sperm; it is warm when milked.

That, or you're not a fire-god.

[Orange Wizard]

I'm not allowed to make blood sacrifices due to some nonsense about how my blood type "doesn't exist".

[Darvi]

I'm not allowed to make blood sacrifices due to some nonsense about how my blood type "doesn't exist".

I'm pretty sure you have blood type O.







I still prefer blood oranges though.

[Sinistar]

i have not yet encountered anything that demands or requires a sacrifice of sperm or anything related, so i'll need for you to elaborate

Weeeeell, the Pharaohs of old did have that ritual masturbation into Nile...

[LordSlowpoke]

i have not yet encountered anything that demands or requires a sacrifice of sperm or anything related, so i'll need for you to elaborate

Weeeeell, the Pharaohs of old did have that ritual masturbation into Nile...

that was more symbolic than anything

gods cause the nile to flood + pharaoh is a physical god = pharaoh floods into the nile

guy could have been pissing into it for all the theology cares really

well except the part where nile is the sperm of one of the gods who i do not remember at this moment but it's pretty much the same scenario as with milk but i recall that being a pretty obscure thing

[Frumple]

I'm pretty certain you'll find something or other along those lines in, at least, the eastern stuff. Shinto's got the dongshrines, Hinduism et al has the whole trantric stuff... there's room in that arena for emission sacrifice.

Want to say I vaguely remember similar stuff among the african and/or native american junk, too, but there's tons and tons of varying traditions in those general areas so *shrugs*

[smjjames]

I'm pretty certain you'll find something or other along those lines in, at least, the eastern stuff. Shinto's got the dongshrines, Hinduism et al has the whole trantric stuff... there's room in that arena for emission sacrifice.

Want to say I vaguely remember similar stuff among the african and/or native american junk, too, but there's tons and tons of varying traditions in those general areas so *shrugs*

Don't forget the Mesoamericans and male genital bloodletting.

[Descan]

BTW, LSP, it's our resident trucker goddess, O'Sirus, that was the god you were thinking of.

[RedKing]

Have you been living under a rock LSP?

Anything cooked belongs to the gods and all cooking of food is a sacrifice, for what we eat is actually the remains of a meal served to the gods. Milk is itself considered to be cooked; it is in fact the fire-god Agni's sperm; it is warm when milked.

That, or you're not a fire-god.

....I've never been so happy to be lactose-intolerant.

[Descan]

Bah, god-jizz is delicious.

Especially when fermented and solidified.

[smjjames]

BTW, LSP, it's our resident trucker goddess, O'Sirus, that was the god you were thinking of.

Lol, and yeah, while I don't remember anything mentioning that his sperm or semen became the river nile, he was split into a great many parts, so... yeah, his hair became the trees/reeds, his blood+semen the river nile, etc.

[AlleeCat]

Also in the myth his wife tries to put him back together, but she can't find his dong, so she carves one out of wood. Egyptian mythology is fun.