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[Eric Blank]

Neighbors horses got out and ran over here again. Had to go out and capture them, stuff them in our pasture. Now they're in there having a meet and greet which sounds a lot like them trying to kill each other. Only ones involved are one of our mares, who is in heat, and their gelding, who is apparently uninterested. Sounds like she's trying to scream in his ears until he agrees to fuck her.

Did you know that horses' mating call sounds like a dying moose with a spear stuck in its lungs?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oddly...
Specific analogy there.

[Orange Wizard]

No, that's exactly what mating horses sound like.

[KingofstarrySkies]

_^hate

[Sirus]

* Sirus invokes the Totem of Entropy on KoSS

[itisnotlogical]

Why do customers think it's okay to abuse whoever took their order? I work a shitty stressful job and live in low income housing. I am a person too you entitled prick. Go talk to the kitchen people who actually did the thing that made you so upset. Actually don't abuse them either, they're in the same boat as me with the barely-survivng minimum wage stuff. Just don't be an asshole, okay? Failing that, go make a hamburger with your head between speeding semis.

[hops]

Lost my wallet.

There goes another $11 to top the $1000 lost last week.
I wonder if I pissed off some spirit of luck.

[GiglameshDespair]

Lost my wallet.

There goes another $11 to top the $1000 lost last week.
I wonder if I pissed off some spirit of luck.

Things really aren't coming up Objective lately, are they? My sympathies.

[hops]

Methinks I used up my 16 years of good luck and is in for 16 years of soulcrushing bullshit.

[~Neri]

You probably have more good luck stored.

[Skyrunner]

Or luck is passively generated while you live. that's a thing too

[hops]

You'd think that I'd have more reserve from all the blood sacrifices I've done.

[Skyrunner]

It's possible that lady luck doesn't like blood sacrifices...

[Xantalos]

Nah, that's being saved up for the inevitable other stuff down the road.

[Tiruin]

You'd think that I'd have more reserve from all the blood sacrifices I've done.

You have to do blood sacrifices the correct way:
> Go to a locally certified blood donation area.

...Err, but yeah. Tis best to not dwell on it by attributing blame to forces outside of your control, just to be aware in the future of same-occurrence events.
...And was there any way to backtrace what went on? I believe dorms have security backlogs of who enters and when and such.
Still! Don't drop into the hole of fatalism :<