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[~Neri]

Pulled a stupid with the metro.

Got stranded.

Three hours till a friend can pick me up.

Fack.

[Tawa]

"Hey, Cheese, the thermometer's broken! What's wrong with it?"
*I take one look at it*
"You switched it to Celcius."

Good. Keep it that way.

+1

Silly dorfy, and your Arabic numerals. +I

[Arx]

In related rages, the bus system's been acting up lately.
Problem 1: The system marks me as 'on the bus' without actually opening the door for me.
Problem 2: The system decides that it is going to righteously smite me with the door by clsing it too fast. I'm glad I'm tall.
Problem 3: The system lies to me about my card's balance, and the kiosk staffer was apparently out shopping. Almost missed my bus.
Problem 4: The drivers go on an illegal strike. Mother has to drive out to ferry me around during peak hour.
Problem Something: The stations are built effectively as tubes with open ends. The one I wait at in the mornings is pointed into the wind.

[TD1]

"Hey, Cheese, the thermometer's broken! What's wrong with it?"
*I take one look at it*
"You switched it to Celcius."

Good. Keep it that way.

+1

Silly dorfy, and your Arabic numerals. +I

Plus a Necromancer Tower? Damn Necromancer!

[~Neri]

Ooh! Yay! Another friend is able to pick me up! Not stranded foot three hours!

[Frumple]

Ooh! Yay! Another friend is able to pick me up! Not stranded foot three hours!

That's good. Stranded foot sounds painful, especially three hours worth of it.

[~Neri]

Autocorrect! Why you do this?!

[Aseaheru]

Idiots in Payday2 who dont even try to do it right, then kick those who try to fix their fuckups.
Also, idiots who kick people before they can leave on their own.

[EnigmaticHat]

Idiots in Payday2 who dont even try to do it right, then kick those who try to fix their fuckups.
Also, idiots who kick people before they can leave on their own.

Related, I was once kicked by a zombie team one respawn after I boomed the entire enemy team while there was a tank.

I think they did it because I was leaping around the enemy team as hunter for a while without attacking.  But... I was distracting so they could respawn.  Its a valid strategy :/

[Descan]

To be fair, the idiocy could lie in them making it an open game, right? They could have been trying to figure it out through first principles, and didn't want someone to teach them. OR they could have just been fuckin' around.


Edit: L4D: Did you *tell* them that? That's a non-obvious reason for dumb-leaps, where-as the more obvious reason is "This guy is a troll."

[Tawa]

Rant Warning

So, I'd heard about Terraria, and I went through the steps of getting WINE so I could run it on Linux.

Then my dad discovered that it cost ten bucks, and went on a long rant about how I needed to save money for college (which, I should add, I only get due to birthdays and holidays, on account of being completely fucking unable to hold a job due to location problems) that culminated in his refusal to help my buy it at all, mostly with the terrible fucking excuse that "I have enough video games". ("Not help me buy it at all" includes not filling out the order form, even though I was going to more than reimburse him by covering it with a 20-dollar bill. Everything I have is in 10s and 20s, see, and with tax, it'd be a touch over 10 bucks.)

Fuck you, man. Fuck you so goddamn hard.

[Xantalos]

Rant Warning

So, I'd heard about Terraria, and I went through the steps of getting WINE so I could run it on Linux.

Then my dad discovered that it cost ten bucks, and went on a long rant about how I needed to save money for college (which, I should add, I only get due to birthdays and holidays, on account of being completely fucking unable to hold a job due to location problems) that culminated in his refusal to help my buy it at all, mostly with the terrible fucking excuse that "I have enough video games". ("Not help me buy it at all" includes not filling out the order form, even though I was going to more than reimburse him by covering it with a 20-dollar bill. Everything I have is in 10s and 20s, see, and with tax, it'd be a touch over 10 bucks.)

Fuck you, man. Fuck you so goddamn hard.

ur mum sure did

Disregarding the horribleness of the above statement, that sucks, man. Doesn't even make sense, it's not like 10 bucks is gonna make much of a difference when you hit college anyway.

[Bauglir]

I dunno man, that's like... 6 burritos.

[Flying Dice]

Up until that moment where the uni abruptly closes all its eateries for four days without warning and you have no cash on hand for groceries.

(Credit cards are wonderful things.)

[Xantalos]

You can just eat other students like I do.