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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Or crotch thrusting the scanners.

[nenjin]

I don't mind dropping my pants to let people scan my genitals for food.

OOC Quote Thread material, rightcher.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I don't mind dropping my pants to let people scan my genitals for food.

Or crotch thrusting the scanners.

These just made my day

[Graknorke]

Don't we have those electronic tattoos or something now? Slap that across everyone's forehead. Key the critter to yearly income equivalent. Bam. please, for the love of zeus the nonexistent, don't actually advocate this, ever

B-But that's the mark of the anti-christ!! D:<

Just do it to everyone's foot then. Or genitals. Pretty sure they only mentioned hand or forehead in Revelation. please, for the love of zeus the nonexistent, everyone, advocate this

How inconvenient that the hand and forehead are two of the most convenient places to access a barcode. I suppose the wrist would do? I mean, it's still easy to get to, and doesn't make the archbishop cry. Everybody's a winner!

EDIT: Alternatively we could go all Agent 47 and have them on the backs of our heads.

[Orange Wizard]

Hand, not foot.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Hand, not foot.

I wouldn't mind a barcode/wrist tattoo for stuff like that
Just kind slide your arm into a round scanner like thing and have it scan your information off and charge you do just about anything
Heck even have be used for security access stuff

I like this idea

[Frumple]

Foot would be good for the population's general flexibility, though. Would just probably mean more people wearing sandals and whatnot.

I feel kinda' alone when I'm the only person in the immediate family willing and able to close a microwave door with my feet

We have four limbs, damnit. We can use them.

[Dutchling]

dammit frumple

i can barely touch my knees with my hands

how am i supposed to live if ive gotta do stuff with my feet

[Frumple]

Have you considered...

... handstands?

[Orange Wizard]

Legs are for standing, not closing sodding microwaves.

(mind you, our microwave is above head height, so that might explain my immediate reaction)

[Frumple]

... the ones here are just below shoulder height, yes.

Could get ones a bit over my head, too, though. Could a month or two ago when I kicked that dangly light chain* thing, anyway.

Legs are for whatever they can be used for, though. Standing is but one of many applications. Door opening and closing are among the simpler ones. Scratching, moving things, etc., etc. Plenty of uses beyond standing.

*As for the why, there. It is one of those dangly light chain things. I didn't kick it very often, but during the period I've lived in that particular house, I have developed a compulsive habit of swatting the thing. And the ones in this house. Anything like them, really. Dangling chain-things are for batting aronud.

[Orange Wizard]

That would make things a little easier.

Anyway, yeah. I kick doors closed when my hands are full, for instance, but usually I prefer the fine motor control offered by my hands over waving my feet in the air.

...

Dangling chain-things are for batting around.

And I can't argue with that.

[~Neri]

dammit frumple

i can barely touch my knees with my hands

how am i supposed to live if ive gotta do stuff with my feet

I open and close most things with my feet.

[Arx]

If both hands are full or whatever I can quite comfortably open doors with my feet. I try to avoid food-related handles, because hygiene and I know exactly where my feet have been.

[Tellemurius]

You lost the cat. You lost the fucking blind IN DOOR cat. YOU LOST THE GODDAMNED CAT OUTSIDE WHERE SHE CANT SEE AND DEFEND HERSELF. FUCK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT IGNORANT COUSINS. YOU JUST FUCKING DOOMED A CAT. I HOPE YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY YOU LITTLE SHITS. IM MAKING FUCKING SURE YOUR LIFE IS HELL NOW. FUCK YOUR WIFI, YOU CAN FUCKING THINK WITHOUT ANYMORE.