I can't do it the *cough* way because of my tiny Internet limit, but I can still get a retail copy if I manage to find one. Then again, that wouldn't really work since my parents insisted I move my computer into the living room, and guitar strings still emit noise if you're hooked up to headphones. This is also why plugging my headphones into my amp won't work well.
Jesus Christmas, whenever a problem like this comes up there's always some convenient reason why I can't use any of the solutions suggested. Fuck my luck with a mace, seriously.
Are you guys fucking serious? Going out and buying another instrument isn't going to help. Also, I don't want to learn an instrument just for the sake of learning an instrument. I just want to learn guitar, the instrument which I actually care about and already own. Use your heads.
I don't know about the others, but I am telling you that there are instruments that are wayyy cooler than the guitar.
Everybody and their uncle plays the guitar. It's for the general populace what the piano is for the burgeoisie - the instrument learned by those who don't really care about music but want to be able to say 'I can play an instrument'. And I say that as a piano player of presumably the same type!
I don't know if you noticed what I said, but I'm not doing it because I give half a damn about what is considered cool, I am doing it because I care about learning guitar and that is the instrument I want to learn.
Also, I literally only know one person who plays guitar besides me.