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[Tellemurius]

Fuckin teenagers, my streak for no car accidents finally stopped. Got rear ended to the last intersection to my house, MY HOUSE, COULD YOU FUCKING NOT, I WAS ON THE HOMESTRETCH, ENJOY TRAFFIC COURT YOU PUTZ, MY FUCKING POS DENTED THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRONT END.

[Skyrunner]

There are a lot of Skyrunners but few Skairunners.

[hops]

There's no-one on my ignore list or my buddies list.

I tolerate you all equally.

B-but you're on my buddy list ; n ;

[GiglameshDespair]

Wait, whats this buddies list?

[Tawa]

The only purpose I have discerned for it is to buddy-ize the GMs for forum games you're in so you can see when an update is possible to occur.

[Antsan]

I'm in a shopping center, wanting to buy some food. A security guy comes up behind me. I've got two big bags, so I think "Alright, he thinks I stole something, bad luck but only a minor inconvenience, let's get this over with."
He tells me to come with him, I do and while we walk he asks me "Have you been rummaging around in the trash?"
My first thought to that was "I don't even know where the trash cans in this building are" and truthfully answer "No"
"Well, I have to bring you out either way."
No explanation, nothing, I was just thrown out. I guess they didn't like my clothes or my lack of shoes.

[Akura]

Wait, they threw you out because they thought you were rummaging through their trash. But aren't the trash containers located outside? Wouldn't throwing you out make it easier for you to get to the trash?

[Antsan]

I seriously have no idea. When I asked why I had to go he told me he had to obey orders and the people at the security cameras wanted me out. Why he couldn't or wouldn't tell me.

[Iceblaster]

A rage in a more general 'Wai' sense than the 'GAAAH FUCKING GAH'

Is it so hard to put up game disks instead of leaving them sitting out next to the console? I mean, it's an extra minute at most before you have to fucking play your game. If a game disk gets ruined nowadays, I probably wouldn't care. I mean, if they don't treat it with care, dunno why I should be sad about it.

[Dutchling]

I seriously have no idea. When I asked why I had to go he told me he had to obey orders and the people at the security cameras wanted me out. Why he couldn't or wouldn't tell me.

Assuming you're white, it's either your lack of shoes or the fact that you weren't wearing any shoes.

[Antsan]

I guess. Still would have been nice to be told so instead of being accused of rummaging through trash (on top of that the lie that it had been caught on security camera) and then being thrown out without any kind of explanation.

[nenjin]

He clearly thought you were homeless. Probably jumping the gun on his part but.....seriously? You went to a public shopping area with no shoes? What did you expect would happen? "No shirt, no shoes, no service" has been posted at every gas station and shopping center for decades.

[Graknorke]

He clearly thought you were homeless. Probably jumping the gun on his part but.....seriously? You went to a public shopping area with no shoes? What did you expect would happen? "No shirt, no shoes, no service" has been posted at every gas station and shopping center for decades.

Yeah, most shops won't want you in without shoes. Same reason they don't want you turning up in pyjamas or a gimp suit or whatever.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Today is now the second day in a row where my first morning cup of coffee has been ruined by a fly just landing in the cup. Like, why, you sons of bitches, why the coffee

[Parsely]

Wait, so you actually weren't wearing shoes? Why?