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[Darvi]

Because when I'm burning down orphanages...

EDIT: BYOND.

Stop being down.

It was self-defense! The orphanage attacked first!

[miauw62]

EDIT: For the record, the guy was downvoted from 1000 to -800 odd before he deleted his account.

So, what, you post a message someone sends you and then have to delete your account?
Sounds like a flawed system.

It's imgur. I once saw a dude get downvoted to shit because he used a picture of a dude that was shot. He probably didn't even know it was that picture, but MUH IMGUR WITCH HUNTING ABLOOBLOO.

[Aseaheru]

It turned out that yesterday, on a arma2 life server I play on (because its the least shit one I can get on (YAY MODS NOT WORKING)), the servers deputy director went and took an APC with a 50cal and changed the 50cal to the Gau-8. During a war. Then camped the other sides base with it.

The two horrible things about this is that (A) he got away with it and (B) thats a gun designed to kill TANKS.

[Dutchling]

I tried playing Arma2 once.

I'm still recuperating.

[IronTomato]

* IronTomato hops into a Hind

SCRUUUUUUUUUUBS

* IronTomato unloads rocket pods

[Shakerag]

Tape drives   >_<

[MaximumZero]

Getting sick again.

[Aseaheru]

* IronTomato hops into a Hind

SCRUUUUUUUUUUBS

* IronTomato unloads rocket pods

Hinds are awesome. Ive seem them take three singer hits and keep going in arma2.

[Akura]

Why the hell do I feel like I'm the only person not doing everything half-assed? Especially the one woman who was behind the grill today, she's known folr half-assing everything. For lunch, I asked for pizza, pointing to the pie that was(supposedly, it did not look it) freshly made, and she gives me week-old Sicilian that was both dry and greasy(how??). And she's not the only like that. I eventually got fed up with everyone's stupid crap that I tried to do everything half-ass, but to my disappointment I discovered I am really bad at doing things half-assedly.

[LordSlowpoke]

so basically

you quarterassed

you overshot haflass gj m8

[MaximumZero]

The most ridiculous thing just happened. It is two parts rage and one part WTF.

I'm not feeling well, so I attempted to take a bath to help me feel a little better. First, I rage at myself for displacing quite a bit more water than I had anticipating, resulting in a minor flood of the bathroom. I get it mostly cleaned up, then sit back in the tub to find...

I, MaximumZero, he of five foot zero inches tall, am too tall and too broad for the bathtub. I just...what?

I tried to wedge myself into the tub for a quick relax, but I don't fit. At all. My shoulders are too broad, and I have to bend my knees to even sit in the damn tub. Who designed this bathroom? The Lollipop Guild? *tableflip*

[Darvi]

Somebody musta used a growth ray on MZ and not have told him.

[hops]

#justmanlydwarfthings

[mastahcheese]

I just love it when my days off work mean I get home later then the days I actually work.

[hops]

But your home doesn't have internet.

THEREFORE HOME IS USELESS STAY WITH US FOREVER