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[Arx]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

Go to the nearest bookstore, grab a copy of World War Z, skim through to Redeker Plan, present this as your solution. There is no way this plan can fail.

Step 1: Initiate the zombie apocalypse.

scrdest, you're in... biochem? Biomech? Either way, between you and Descan we can do that, right?

[Dutchling]

Now I want to read that book.

Too bad I'd have to learn French first since I kinda accidentally ordered it in French.

[Loud Whispers]

"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

1. Nuke it.
2. Start again.
If it worked for Japan it can work for anyone.

[Akura]

Had to stay an hour late. Of course, they don't ask me until half an hour before I normally leave. It was almost two hours, but only getting paid for one(the other hour would be waiting for the next bus), but luckily what they wanted me to do got done early.

... wouldn't it be more like pregnant people instead of embryos, though?

Possibly more like semen, or fertilised eggs. Pregnant people would be corn on the cob.

'Would you like some semen for breakfast?'

If I had a monstergirl wife, I'd probably be asking her that every morning.

Huh, I wonder what having a monstergirl wife would be like...

[Graknorke]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

I think this so called 'biology' may actually be a cover for something else, a disguise they hoped would bore most people into not noticing. I mean, in between being expected to know US geography and how to manipulate the economy of developing and potentially more impressionable nations...

[scrdest]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

Go to the nearest bookstore, grab a copy of World War Z, skim through to Redeker Plan, present this as your solution. There is no way this plan can fail.

Step 1: Initiate the zombie apocalypse.

scrdest, you're in... biochem? Biomech? Either way, between you and Descan we can do that, right?

Descan is in biomech engineering, I'm biotech. And funny you should mention that, I'm starting microbiology labs in October.

[TD1]

"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

1. Nuke it.
2. Start again.
If it worked for Japan it can work for anyone.

You sound positively American.

[KingofstarrySkies]

FUCKING HUMBLE BUNDLE

WHY DON'T YOU SEND THE EMAIL TO ME

I JUST WANT TO PLAY RECEIVER

GOD

DAMMMIIIIITIIMGETKOG

[Teneb]

FUCKING HUMBLE BUNDLE

WHY DON'T YOU SEND THE EMAIL TO ME

I JUST WANT TO PLAY RECEIVER

GOD

DAMMMIIIIITIIMGETKOG

Oh, so it's not just me. When the e-mail didn't arrive I just shrugged, because I'm not sure if I'll like it.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I finally got it. I think they might be having a bunch of network issues or some shit, but it's finally here.

In the words of Toady...

Let us retain our chill composure.

[hops]

* Objective blasts everyone with Ice ray

[Teneb]

Teacher decided there won't be class today. Sure, not rageworthy, except I now have to loiter around the campus for 2 hours so I can do a test.

[Dutchling]

Find a pc and play Age of Empires or whatever old games are installed on it by default?

There's always some student organization doing stuff like that. Maybe.

[Teneb]

Find a pc and play Age of Empires or whatever old games are installed on it by default?

There's always some student organization doing stuff like that. Maybe.

There are no games installed in university PCs, and attempting to install any, out play online, can result I'm the suspension of one's right to us the PCs.

I think it may be related to the prejudice most people who work in the computer science department seem to have against gaming in general.

EDIT: furthermore, the computer science building has no public computers, because why would it?

[Jack_Bread]

California sucks right now. It's supposed to hit the 100s today. It's September! Get cold, damn it!
I want to move to Canada.