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[Frumple]

Pretty sure cereal made from grass would taste horrible. It's more like harvested dead old people crunched up and flaked with sugar. Mature oats and whatnot.

E: Remember folks, when you have a bowl of wheaties you're eating Treebeard's cannibalized nephew. "Ent's better than all the rest!" *jingle*

[Arx]

No, it's embryonic, because it germinates and becomes a new plant. Old people crunched up would be chaff or straw or something.

I will munch on my embryos, you can keep your pre-crunched elderlies.

[Frumple]

... wouldn't it be more like pregnant people instead of embryos, though? I'd think the embryonic stage would start when it hits ground or whathaveyou.

[timferius]

I should point out that it mentions he's from Vanier. It's not the, uhh, nicest part of town.

[Teneb]

I should point out that it mentions he's from Vanier. It's not the, uhh, nicest part of town.

But is he a cereal killer?

[Arx]

... wouldn't it be more like pregnant people instead of embryos, though?

Possibly more like semen, or fertilised eggs. Pregnant people would be corn on the cob.

[scrdest]

... wouldn't it be more like pregnant people instead of embryos, though?

Possibly more like semen, or fertilised eggs. Pregnant people would be corn on the cob.

'Would you like some semen for breakfast?'

[timferius]

I should point out that it mentions he's from Vanier. It's not the, uhh, nicest part of town.

But is he a cereal killer?

Hmm, it's not too close to the Experimental Farm, so I'm going to say probably not. They say cereal killers like to work close to home, but he's further than 1 km from the nearest fields most likely.

[Arx]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

[scrdest]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

Go to the nearest bookstore, grab a copy of World War Z, skim through to Redeker Plan, present this as your solution. There is no way this plan can fail.

[timferius]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

Obviously, increase production of cereal grains. And pass laws enforcing maximum penalties for those who would harm grain production.

[Dutchling]

It's kinda funny how it was technically a first world nation during Apartheid.

[LordSlowpoke]

It's kinda funny how it was technically a first world nation during Apartheid.

it's hilarious, actually

so much racism "given legitimacy" by a single set of fuckups

[Teneb]

In a non-breakfast related rage,
"Design an action plan for South African government [sic] in which you outline some methods that can be implemented in order to ensure that the country develops into a first world country."

Shall I solve world hunger while I'm at it? The scope of biology seems to get broader every week.

Obviously, increase production of cereal grains. And pass laws enforcing maximum penalties for those who would harm grain production.

Furthermore, agressively hunt down any and all cereal killers, as they are liable to hurt grain production.

[nenjin]

I think a page + derail over a typo is plenty, all.