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[Sirus]

Searching "Mastahcheese cat army" brought up a cat army. Not under Mastah's name, but we all know he's too discreet to be named.

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Feral_Cat_Army_of_Green_Isle

Reading that just made me realize that the first Redwall book had an actual cat, proportionately sized to the mice.

A somewhat-vegetarian cat, no less. Aside from the occasional fish, he ate only plants.

[Frumple]

On screen, anyway.

Off screen, well. Aren't birds fairly rare in redwall? Reasons for that, I imagine.

Plant eating cat is more than a little biologically implausible, heh. Omnivores, they are not

... though weren't there quite a few cats in redwall, just... not party of the main storylines? I sorta' remember them as being kinda' like maneating pygmy tribes or somethin'.

And then the Kzinti showed up and man. Poor redwall land.

[i2amroy]

... though weren't there quite a few cats in redwall, just... not party of the main storylines? I sorta' remember them as being kinda' like maneating pygmy tribes or somethin'.

They had a fair number of mountain lion/cougars as leader of the vermin hordes, but not too many normal old cats.

[scrdest]

Fuck. The new college year hasn't even started yet and I'm already stressing the hell out about it, because it turns out that a bunch of completely useless humanistic courses that are only tangentially related to Biotech, which were made out to be entirely optional to us, turn out to be fucking MANDATORY. You can pick which one you need to go to, but otherwise you're screwed if you don't take enough of those in the three years of studies.

And, of course, since they were useless 'optional' courses, I know a grand total of one person out of 80 we started with who took those.

[Flying Dice]

... though weren't there quite a few cats in redwall, just... not party of the main storylines? I sorta' remember them as being kinda' like maneating pygmy tribes or somethin'.

They had a fair number of mountain lion/cougars as leader of the vermin hordes, but not too many normal old cats.

I imagine it's because in a post-apocalyptic world in which the various species of vermin, predators, &c. were uplifted, most of the housecats would have gone through a sort of regressive evolution to turn them from pint-sized murdermachines into full-sized murdermachines again.

[Bauglir]

Plant eating cat is more than a little biologically implausible, heh. Omnivores, they are not

As a matter of fact, they're hypercarnivores! Although the domesticated ones aren't obligate ones, they are still obligate carnivores.

[Akura]

That pain in the foot turned into a blister on the side of my heel. Overnight it turned dark red. My mom suggested that it popped, but there was nothing on the inside of my sock that showed that it did. I really want to pop it.

And the lid coming off my creamer attracted a bunch of ants, so my stepdad threw my creamer away. Goddamn it. If anything interferes with my morning coffee, I become the harbinger of the apocalypse.

TOUCH NOT MY MORNING BREW OR I SHALL UNLEASH PESTILENCE, FAMINE, PLAGUE, AND WAR UPON THEE!

[timferius]

That pain in the foot turned into a blister on the side of my heel. Overnight it turned dark red. My mom suggested that it popped, but there was nothing on the inside of my sock that showed that it did. I really want to pop it.

And the lid coming off my creamer attracted a bunch of ants, so my stepdad threw my creamer away. Goddamn it. If anything interferes with my morning coffee, I become the harbinger of the apocalypse.

TOUCH NOT MY MORNING BREW OR I SHALL UNLEASH PESTILENCE, FAMINE, PLAGUE, AND WAR UPON THEE!

I feel you, my wife used the last of teh coffee, I'm home with the kids, my wife is at work with the car, and I have no coffee. My life is a miserable rage.

[Jopax]

So my bed is pretty old (about ten years I think) and is in a rather bad shape, the mattress too. It's gotten far too soft and this makes my back and neck hurt when I sleep (losing the pillow has somewhat improved the situation). So I said I could use a new one, or atleast getting this one somehow fixed up, but it's not a big rush anyways, I'm going back to uni in a month or so which means I'll be home once a month or so.

My dad gets this idea that I could get one of those couch/bed combo things so I can sit on it too. I consider it completely unneccessary and say that I don't need that, I need a good bed, nothing more, nothing less. He acknowledges that and I consider the matter closed.

Nope, after lunch a few days later the rest of the family is discussing that while I'm still eating. And they're talking about it like it's some room in the house that could use that and how nice it would be to have it, completely ignoring my protests that I don't need that shit nor do I want it.

So yeah, I might get a couch in this stupidly small room that will send the message that it's ok to come in here and sit and pester me about shit, furthermore if the couch has any sizeable armrests it's going to be too short for me, or if it doesn't turn out to be too short will be too long for the limited space I have here.

Fuck that shit, I've had enough bad stuff happen in the past couple of days to not need this bullshit decided for me with any input from me completely ignored.

[IronTomato]

My Action Replay Max crashed my PS2 again. This time, instead of corrupting a couple of things on my memory card, it completely obliterated everything on the memory card. My software mod, save games for games that I hadn't yet finished, my MGS3 Extreme save which I had almost completed, and many other things were among the casualties.

[Arx]

I really want to pop it.

If it's a blister from rubbing (not from burning or disease or whatnot), then sterilise a needle with FIRE and do so. Parallel to the skin, at the base, carefully. Repeat if it fills up again.

[Tawa]

My Action Replay Max crashed my PS2 again. This time, instead of corrupting a couple of things on my memory card, it completely obliterated everything on the memory card. My software mod, save games for games that I hadn't yet finished, my MGS3 Extreme save which I had almost completed, and many other things were among the casualties.

* Tawarochir sneaks up on IronTomato, as though going for a stealth kill

* Tawarochir pats IronTomato on back

I know how you feel.

[KingofstarrySkies]

ACTION REPLAYING SCRUUUBBBBB

Just kidding.

Sucks, man.

[Loud Whispers]

My Action Replay Max crashed my PS2 again. This time, instead of corrupting a couple of things on my memory card, it completely obliterated everything on the memory card. My software mod, save games for games that I hadn't yet finished, my MGS3 Extreme save which I had almost completed, and many other things were among the casualties.

RIP brave databytes of vidya.

[MaximumZero]

Retail makes me rage, which is news to no one. I was just told that no matter how sick I am, I still have to come into work tomorrow, because no one else can do my job. Of course, if I don't show up, I'd be fired, because we're all expendable and eminently replaceable. Damn you, retail!