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[Sirus]

My attempts at getting a day off have been foiled :l

[MaximumZero]

You can call in with a sore foot, like my boss!

[Sirus]

If I weren't at work I might have tried that :/

Been waiting a half hour already with nothing happening. There's no way I'm going to suffer a repeat of Wednesday, so if nothing happens in another 30 minutes I'm taking off.

[TamerVirus]

Drop something on your foot and sue for negligence!

[Neonivek]

Great... I wanted to complain here but everyone here has more legit complaints them me! Dang it!

All I have is feet I managed to somehow scald TWICE so now I am stuck in bed.

Drop something on your foot and sue for negligence!

Sue yourself? Well that is one way to make sure you win your case.

[Sirus]

Okay, you'll get a kick out of this:

Boss insisted that I come in despite not having a vehicle. Goes so far as to offer to pay for a cab before I finally just arrange a ride.
And now I get a message through the truck's computer system which seems to imply that nothing is currently available. WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT ME TO COME IN SO BADLY IF THERE'S NO GODDAMN LOAD?!

[~Neri]

Okay, you'll get a kick out of this:

Boss insisted that I come in despite not having a vehicle. Goes so far as to offer to pay for a cab before I finally just arrange a ride.
And now I get a message through the truck's computer system which seems to imply that nothing is currently available. WHY THE HELL DID YOU WANT ME TO COME IN SO BADLY IF THERE'S NO GODDAMN LOAD?!

...Wat.

[TamerVirus]

Maybe there was a load a thieves took it.

So begins your new job as a freelance detective

[Neonivek]

No I think what is really going on is this...

Sirus' boss likes him and thinks he really needs the work.

[Sirus]

I don't get paid for sitting in my truck doing nothing. If there's no loads for me to haul, I just wasted time and gas coming out here.

[Orange Wizard]

Is your boss, y'know, alright? 'Cause that's unbelievably dumb.

[nenjin]

Is your boss, y'know, alright? 'Cause that's unbelievably dumb.

Point in fact, being dumb is a standout quality of many bosses.

[MaximumZero]

Is your boss, y'know, alright? 'Cause that's unbelievably dumb.

Point in fact, being dumb is a standout quality of many bosses.

After all, you do tend to get promoted just past your ability. See: Peter Principle.

[Descan]

You know what I would have done? Written a sign, says "Got kicked out," put it on my desk, and taken out a book to read.

If she complains, point at the sign. Make it clear that she either gets your help, or she gets to complain about you, not both.

As for the guys, I dunno. Probably ignore them, or something. The dildo thing I'd have probably joked about it, "I've seen bigger," or something, but just the whole "doesn't phase me, go play kids," kind of vibe tends to help, if not fix it entirely. (Probably wouldn't fix it entirely.)

[itisnotlogical]

I have been trying to record a let's-play video for about an hour now. Every single recording has come out differently from the last with no rhyme or reason. When I think I've found a group of settings and programs that works, I sit down for the real thing and suddenly the recording turns out like crap again.