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[TD1]

Nooo shopping is evil. Unless it involves buying scones with cream and jam....

*Gazes into the middle distance for a bit*

*Snaps back*

And clothes shopping is the worst of all the shopping.

[Orange Wizard]

And clothes shopping is the worst of all the shopping.

[nenjin]

Eh. It gets better when you're older and don't have a family with you. Then you're in, you're out, you look good, mission accomplished, time to go play games.

[Yoink]

I like clothes shopping! >_> Not that I do it often.
Apart from awkwardness when trying things on, I guess. But I definitely like acquiring new clothes.
Sometimes I can even enjoy the rest of the shopping experience, if I'm in a good enough mood.

[MaximumZero]

Eh. It gets better when you're older and don't have a family with you. Then you're in, you're out, you look good, mission accomplished, time to go play games.

That, or your wife just brings stuff home for you. *shrugs* Good enough for her, good enough for me, I guess!

[TD1]

Ah, the reason men put up with wives!

(I joke. Don't kill me, please )

[nenjin]

Eh. It gets better when you're older and don't have a family with you. Then you're in, you're out, you look good, mission accomplished, time to go play games.

That, or your wife just brings stuff home for you. *shrugs* Good enough for her, good enough for me, I guess!

On the other hand, you have to answer "Yes" to the question "does your wife dress you?"

[TD1]

Maybe eshop the clothes, but let the wife do the rest?

[Frumple]

On the other hand, you have to answer "Yes" to the question "does your wife dress you?"

Nah, you just respond, "Vigorously" and give a little leer at whoever's asking. Maybe an eyebrow waggle if you're feeling frisky. Hopefully the mental images involved will teach them not to ask such questions.

As for never shopping, MZ, there's always delivery. At least in more urbanized areas. Sometimes elsewhere, too, but eh. Could also take the arguably simpler route of bribing the neighbor and giving them a list when they go shopping.

[MaximumZero]

On the other hand, you have to answer "Yes" to the question "does your wife dress you?"

The only things she ever brings me are work clothes and smartass t-shirts. No one ever asks that.

As for never shopping, MZ, there's always delivery. At least in more urbanized areas. Sometimes elsewhere, too, but eh. Could also take the arguably simpler route of bribing the neighbor and giving them a list when they go shopping.

Nah. It's been firmly established that I don't like most people unless I'm punching them, and my neighbors are no exception. Also, being in retail for so long has ensured that the only thing I trust people to do properly is screw up.

[Zrk2]

So I just got fired. Without so much as a phone call. When I got to work tonight I was told to go home. Fuck. Fucking bastards.

[Orange Wizard]

Did you do anything, or is your employer just an arsehole?

[Zrk2]

I was a temp, it was decided temps were no longer needed. They did not bother to call me.

[TD1]

I was a temp, it was decided temps were no longer needed. They did not bother to call me.

That happened to me. Sucks.

[Darvi]

DO NOT MENTION FORUM MEMBERS BY NAME IN THIS THREAD.

Darvi.

* Darvi runs away, calling like a madman.