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[Worldmaster27]

They let an eldritch monstrosity that won't be born for another one thousand nine-hundred eighty-four years into tenth grade?

Either you've successfully driven them all insane or you are lying about your age.

[hops]

END ELDER GOD DISCRIMINATION NOW

[Mr. Strange]

Solution is simple, get your own tablet/laptop.

[Tawa]

Can't afford it. They've basically admitted that the computer I use is mine, anyway.

[Iceblaster]

Meh.

Maybe they're the people who think computer interaction is like talking to a stuffed animal.

Honestly, the people I know on the internet are more... Friendly and 'friend like' than the friends I've had IRL.

[TD1]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

[nenjin]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

Maybe not the radiation, but I think there's a pretty firmly established link between spending all your time at the computer and not having sex with another living person.

[TD1]

As opposed to having sex with a non-living person...?

 

[nenjin]

As opposed to having sex with a non-living person...?

 

As opposed to cybering you ninny.

[Alev]

As opposed to having sex with a non-living person...?

 

Well, if you venture into the dark and cursed corners of the internet... Yes.

[Frumple]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

So will breathing if you do it long enough. They should be campaigning against that, too.

Stop respiration oppression! Asphyxiate now, and keep breathing from killing you!

[Orange Wizard]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

What is it with parents and "X technology that didn't exist when I was your age will give you cancer!"?

[Kadzar]

As opposed to having sex with a non-living person...?

 

Well such a thing tends not to produce offspring. Unless you have a dhampir or something of the sort.

[TD1]

Mine seem to think computer radiation will stop me from having children, and give me cancer.

So will breathing if you do it long enough. They should be campaigning against that, too.

Stop respiration oppression! Asphyxiate now, and keep breathing from killing you!

Bad in the light of Robin Williams' death. You could have said that around the time he died.

[Graknorke]

Are you sure your computer is 32 bits? 5 years should be enough that you might have a 32 bit OS on a 64 bit computer.

I meant I have a 32 bit OS. I'm not uninstalling all my stuff for the sake of getting 64 bit, nor am I spending ~£60 on a 64 bit OS.

What about a 64 bit OS that is free?