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[Aklyon]

Petition to rename Vector to Shawty.

I don't get it.

[MaximumZero]

Petition to rename Vector to Shawty.

I don't get it.

PM inbound.

[Sirus]

Petition to rename Vector to Shawty.

I don't get it.

PM inbound.

Send one this way?

[Tawa]

Also, I am going to assume squirrels make funny noises when kicked into a canyon, so there's one possible reason he did it.

I don't see how kicking one squirrel into a hole warrants 5 years in jail, yet shooting them is basically pest control and free food rolled up into one.

[hops]

Put here because prior discussion was here: turns out I am at least 1/16 Black. Well, I guess that explains a lot.

1/16 blackberry, 15/16 strawberry.

[Frumple]

Petition to rename Vector to Shawty.

I don't get it.

PM inbound.

... shawty. Shorty. Not entirely sure why that'd need a PM. As for further explanation, direct yourself to sir mixalot:

36-24-36... only if she's 5'3" [...]

[MaximumZero]

If I recall correctly, Vector is about 5'3", but I have a feeling that she doesn't match those measurements. Maybe in the waist.

[Dutchling]

MZ, is not the booty on the outside that counts, it's the booty on the inside.

[Vector]

What it explains is all the people being absolute douches about how I look. Obviously I'm not going to identify myself as Black, but it FINALLY explains all the "confusion" about my ethnicity when I always thought it was really obvious. It wasn't like they were insultingly sitting around the table discussing what the IRISH guys looked like like they weren't even there.

[Dutchling]

I'm confused. How do people even know you're 10 pounds black?

[TD1]

I'm confused. How do people even know you're 10 pounds black?

Oh god, they can smell it!

Heheh. Siggy texty.

[nenjin]

Jesus Christ. You all owe a dollar for the last ~page of posts.

(It's a game we play at work. It's intended to mean putting a dollar in the racism jar every time you say something racist. Which unsurprisingly generates a lot of dollars on its own, since who doesn't like satiric racism? But we upped the stakes. Even referencing race (and gender, and sexual identity, age, height, weight, hair color, cultural foods, you get the picture) gets you a dollar. Now it's an elaborate game of trying to connect most statements, any statement really, into a dollar. And trying to phrase a sentence in a dollar-neutral way.)

[Graknorke]

I bet you're hoping to never have to help with a police composite sketch.

[nenjin]

So Vector's partially... umm... not-european descendant?

Did I win?

Dollar, for singling out Europeans. This game is all inclusive.

[Frumple]

It's a game we play at work. It's intended to mean putting a dollar in the racism jar every time you say something racist.

... so what do y'all do with the money in the jar?