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[MaximumZero]

Just the Midwest, US. But apparently my basement is a goddamn gateway to the realm of Lolth the fucking Spider Queen.

You bring the fire, I'll bring the swords.

[nenjin]

Be glad it's dead and not just chillin' on your desk.

No, it was chilling about 1.5 feet away from me on the carpet. I only barely saw it out of the corner of my eye while being totally engrossed in Warframe. The minute I turned my head toward it, it fled under my bed. Like a thief with a guilty conscience or an assassin whose cover has been blown.

And the reason it's dead is because I moved my bed, chased it into the corner and fucking exterminated it.

God damn it, I'm not going to sleep for shit tonight.

[Descan]

Tried out robocraft, since it was free.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dear god, if ANOTHER jackass on my team rams into me and flips me over just because they want to turn there and don't want to wait on myself, who is driving forward alongside them and about to pass the turn they suddenly decided to make, I'm going to punch my screen. Not only do they ensure I can't deal any damage with the turrets that are one top of my vehicle, they hurt the team's chance to win the game by pulling stunts like that.

Fortunately there were a few poor sods out there that tried to knock me back over (as it turns out, you can't ram someone laying on their side to knock them back upright. If you're lucky they'll slowly move, so if a cliff is nearby, you can push them over because no fall damage and hopefully they'll flip on the way down. If not, well, at least nobody can attack them from behind.), but it was pretty much futile.

Funniest bit is, I specifically designed this thing so that, since it moves pretty quickly and was made to be evasive rather than the walls of guns some people make, as long as I was moving forwards I could get back upright if I tilted on my side.
But it doesn't work when someone completely changes the direction you were going. Go figure.

Thankfully they added in those "Flipper" blocks to fix that problem. You go all turtle-style and you have one or two flippers on your craft, you press and hold F and it'll flip you proportional to the length of F holding. A big blast up into the air and you should land on your feetwheels within a flip or two.

[Alev]

No, you're right. The number of movies and TV shows that are made by people with no clue how computers work is ridiculous.

You jelly brah?

He made a program that makes shapes move!

Wait, greatorder, did you comment on that 5 months ago? Or was that another greatorder.

[miauw62]

EDIT: Well, this should cheer you up. A shining example of how 2 hax.

Followed a link in the comments, found another hilarious log.

That reminds me of when somebody DDOSd /tg/station, and some kiddie went on the forums saying he'd "hacked it with packets!"

/PACKETS/ remains an in-joke to this day.

[IronTomato]

All this talk of pr0 haks is makes me remember a weird story, back when I was a wee lad playing Minecraft classic.

He threatened to hack me, and I invited him to do it. "Give me your password" he said. His definition of "hack" was to request this over and over in order to pester someone into giving you their Minecraft password.

Pr0

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

Hack.

"gimmieyerpassword"

Hack.

"gimmieyerpassword"

I just lost faith in the youth of today.

[Aklyon]

Well, the derp did know that it'd be easier to hack him with the password. He just wasn't smart enough to actually be sneaky about it or anything like that.

[Spehss _]

Hack.
"gimmieyerpassword"

I just lost faith in the youth of today.

Considering IronTomato's brother, he's hardly the posterchild of youth today...hopefully. Probably. Maybe.

[Yoink]

As a kid I once fell for one of those really, really stupid tricks where someone says "HEY LOOK THE GAME CENSORS PASSWORDS MINE'S **********" and lost my Runescape account. >.> Then again, it was really, really late at night and this was back in the days when I had an actual bedtime and wasn't used to staying awake all night. I was at least 3/4s asleep.
Man, that was dumb. Urgh.

[miauw62]

CODE DOESNT WORK

[KingofstarrySkies]

Hack.
"gimmieyerpassword"

I just lost faith in the youth of today.

Considering IronTomato's brother, he's hardly the posterchild of youth today...hopefully. Probably. Maybe.

I didn't have much faith left anyway. Goddamn kids, fuckin' about on my lawn. Screaming and running around and being loud...I don't give a damn if it's summer, fuck off and go play somewhere secluded.

[miauw62]

CODE WORKS. STILL MAD BECAUSE PEOPLE DONT COMMENT THEIR CODE AND I LOST SEVERAL HOURS TO THIS.

[Spehss _]

Hack.
"gimmieyerpassword"

I just lost faith in the youth of today.

Considering IronTomato's brother, he's hardly the posterchild of youth today...hopefully. Probably. Maybe.

I didn't have much faith left anyway. Goddamn kids, fuckin' about on my lawn. Screaming and running around and being loud...I don't give a damn if it's summer, fuck off and go play somewhere secluded.

Somewhere secluded...Like a library? 

[Yoink]

Hack.
"gimmieyerpassword"

I just lost faith in the youth of today.

Considering IronTomato's brother, he's hardly the posterchild of youth today...hopefully. Probably. Maybe.

I didn't have much faith left anyway. Goddamn kids, fuckin' about on my lawn. Screaming and running around and being loud...I don't give a damn if it's summer, fuck off and go play somewhere secluded.

Somewhere secluded...Like a library? 

Nnnooooo! It's a trap! They just want to corner you in there so you can't escape!