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[Sirus]

My PPD is just under 19, which is perfectly fine with me -v(O_o)v-

[Frumple]

... what's PPD?

[Lightningfalcon]

Mines at, like, 2.  And I spend a large amount of my time here.   Problem is that most of it is just lurking. And that I rarely move from general discussions these days.   

[Sirus]

... what's PPD?

Posts per day.

[blazing glory]

Urch, my PPD keeps dropping below fifty. It's so low now...

You trying to compete with Lyeos?

[Frumple]

... what's PPD?

Posts per day.

Oooh.

... bit under 4.5, m'self. It's... not budging much. Hard to, at this point.

[Mesa]

This goddamn fly has been driving me completely nuts over the past hour. It has superninja MLG pro twitch reflexes and no matter how much I try, it keeps NOT DYING, even when it arrogantly decides to take a seat on my hand and I have my other hand centimeters away and try to crush it that way.
It's bullshit, I want to go back to sleep damnit.

[Neonivek]

This goddamn fly has been driving me completely nuts over the past hour. It has superninja MLG pro twitch reflexes and no matter how much I try, it keeps NOT DYING, even when it arrogantly decides to take a seat on my hand and I have my other hand centimeters away and try to crush it that way.
It's bullshit, I want to go back to sleep damnit.

Turn off the lights and turn on the light in the hallway and wait for the fly to leave.

Problem freeken solved.

[Flying Dice]

... what's PPD?

Posts per day.

Oooh.

... bit under 4.5, m'self. It's... not budging much. Hard to, at this point.

As membership time approaches ∞, PPD approaches 0?

[Mesa]

This goddamn fly has been driving me completely nuts over the past hour. It has superninja MLG pro twitch reflexes and no matter how much I try, it keeps NOT DYING, even when it arrogantly decides to take a seat on my hand and I have my other hand centimeters away and try to crush it that way.
It's bullshit, I want to go back to sleep damnit.

Turn off the lights and turn on the light in the hallway and wait for the fly to leave.

Problem freeken solved.

1. I have no lights on here.
2. It will just fly back into my room because my door can't be closed properly.
3. It's 9AM, it won't bloody care.

[Neonivek]

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

[Mesa]

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

By "no lights on here", I mean "no point in wasting electricity if the sunlight is enough".

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

Tried it (with a blanket though). It just FTL'd its way out.

[blazing glory]

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

By "no lights on here", I mean "no point in wasting electricity if the sunlight is enough".

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

Tried it (with a blanket though). It just FTL'd its way out.

Do you have any bug spray?

If you do then leave the room and gas it (the room) with the spray,even if it does get out it would probably die,make sure to wait 5 minutes before going in again.

[Neonivek]

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

By "no lights on here", I mean "no point in wasting electricity if the sunlight is enough".

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

Tried it (with a blanket though). It just FTL'd its way out.

Flew out? I said Rat tail! HIT IT!

[Mesa]

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

By "no lights on here", I mean "no point in wasting electricity if the sunlight is enough".

Do you live in a straw hut?

Ok fine... Use a towel and rat tail the fly.

Tried it (with a blanket though). It just FTL'd its way out.

Flew out? I said Rat tail! HIT IT!

How many times did I mention that it has fast enough reflexes to dodge whatever I try to do, rat rails included?
And now this sonofabastard decided to sit on my monitor a few times. Fuck off, now.