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[Frumple]

Ceiling gaben is watching you procrastinate, I guess.

[Descan]

Third person to point that out

[Gunner-Chan]

There's also foxes that became too used to humans that are actually a bit dangerous to keep wild, since they can hurt themselves or be mistreated by someone who doesn't know the fox is gonna fuck them up for tugging it's ears.

[penguinofhonor]

I was getting on the highway earlier, onto a weird on-ramp/off ramp combination thing, and there were some geese crossing it. They were only going to be a minute, so I stopped.

Seconds later, a guy in a big truck getting off the highway stops suddenly a foot or two away, then starts honking his horn and creeping through the pack of geese, chasing a couple that were running straight away from him along the road for a few seconds. When he passed the majority of the geese, he... put his car in neutral and slammed the gas or something? I don't know enough about cars  The result was his motor roaring as he sat in place and his exhaust shot a big cloud of black smoke at the geese. After a second or two of that, he sped off. Dick.

[Orange Wizard]

On one hand, he sounds like a total arse. On the other hand, geese are bloody awful.

[TamerVirus]

Geese deserve no respect....AT ALL

[Avis-Mergulus]

On the other hand, geese are bloody awful.

At least they're not swans, so they've got that going for them.

[TD1]

Bloody swans.

I used to think they were nice, but it was just propaganda from children's films.

[Tellemurius]

On the other hand, geese are bloody awful.

At least they're not swans, so they've got that going for them.

You can shoot swans though, Canadian geese are a protected species......

[TD1]

Can't shoot swans, it's treason.

[MaximumZero]

Is anything really protected if there are no witnesses?

[TD1]

Still protected.

Just means the protector isn't near atm, and will be on you like a brick if he ever finds out you did it

[Avis-Mergulus]

Must shoot swans. There's no excuse for being a swan. If reincarnation is real, then every swan on Earth was Hitler in its past life. Even the ones that were born before him. Alternate universe Hitlers, see, that's why there's so many of them.

[Lyeos]

Must shoot swans. There's no excuse for being a swan. If reincarnation is real, then every swan on Earth was Hitler in its past life. Even the ones that were born before him. Alternate universe Hitlers, see, that's why there's so many of them.

Wait, so you're either saying that swans are worse than Hitler*, or being Hitler magically turns you into a swan upon death?

*In that being a swan is the punishment for being Hitler in your past life, so, in a sense, being Hitler is preferable to being a swan because it is a rung up on the ladder.

[Avis-Mergulus]

No, I'm saying swans are literally Hitler. All of them. I'm not sure if all swans form one Hitler collectively, or if each of them is a Hitler. Point is, swans are bad, and being a swan is treason.