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[MaximumZero]

I am going to enact two plans of action at work. There are two female employees, and they're both obnoxious.

Whenever A (the one with zero self-awareness,) begins talking about her Tumblr roleplaying, I'm going to start describing my RollerCoaster Tycoon parks and Dwarf Fortresses in excruciating detail. I may just start chewing her ear off about football and UFC fights.

B will not shut up about League. I just may start playing Dota2.

Then again, I'm not really interested in talking to either of them, as they're obnoxious. I just wish they'd shut up.

[Putnam]

B will not shut up about League. I just may start playing Dota2.

Since she's obnoxious, talk about Riot's... unethical tendencies. Constantly. Whenever I talk to people who initiate conversations about League, I usually try to actually talk about the damn thing as much as I can understand it (its itemization is the main part I'm confused about), but if obnoxious then tell them they're horrible for supporting a horrible company.

(Got nothing against League, but Riot really is a horrible company that supports horrible practices in its horrible employees)

[Loud Whispers]

The finest blades ever made, he added, were the Samurai swords of Japan, whose blades may contain a million layers of steel. The layers resulted from hammering out a bar to double its original length, then folding it over as many as 32 times.

HE LITERALLY GORILLION FOLDED ALL OVER THE PLACE! WHO THE FUCK IS DR. NICKEL? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, THIS IS WHY NEW YORK MUSEUM AS SHIT

[Putnam]

KATANAS=BEST

[Loud Whispers]

KATANAS=BEST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tl;dr
No

*EDIT
But the link satisfies a deep part of my soul, one edgier than any katana that has ever cursed this planet with its existence.

[SealyStar]

KATANAS=BEST

The amount of bullshit that weeaboos have spread de superioritati katanarum* is truly amazing.

*Latin bullshit quota for the day

[Yoink]

I share your Rage on this, LW.

[Tawa]

Now, katanas are, admittedly, awesome.

But not moreso than other blades.

Some give the advice "don't be a stranger!". I give the advice "don't be a weeaboo!"

TL;DR: *feels*

[Loud Whispers]

Now, katanas are, admittedly, awesome.

Choose your words carefully, lest you find the night is dark and full of a gorillion swords.

[Tawa]

But not moreso than other blades.

Have you not heard of reading entire posts?

[Orange Wizard]

Now, katanas are, admittedly, awesome.

Choose your words carefully, lest you find the night is dark and full of a gorillion swords.

It is terrors. Fying.

[Tawa]

It is in Evitable. ((Evitable is a town in Connectiyorkmont. Look it up.))

[Loud Whispers]

But not moreso than other blades.

Have you not heard of reading entire posts?

Yes. You said Katanas are awesome, but not moreso than other blades.

That still means you said Katanas are awesome. It doesn't even matter if every other sword is better. It is inevitable.

[Tawa]

So what? So is everything else.

[MaximumZero]

I like katanas. I was trained with them for quite a while, longer than I trained with backswords or arming swords. Katanas are comfortable to hold and my cutting blade is pretty well balanced (most of my weapons are decorative junk. One is very, very sharp and will fucking cut you.) Yes, the fanboys are stupid. No, the garillion folds don't matter. No, swords in general just don't matter on the battlefield anymore, not in the age of the ICBM and UAV. Yes, they're fun to argue about. Yes, they're fun to train with. Yes, they're still dangerous. Yes, katanas are cool.

Anyone who wants to chew me out over that can challenge me to a duel.