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[Yoink]

Shush.

I go to put sugar in my coffee this morning, and the container that has the sugar is almost empty. Time to refill, I suppose, so I open the cabinet where we keep a bag of sugar, kept in a ziplock bag to keep out the ants. Only that bag is completely empty. Someone simply used all the sugar in the bag, and put the empty bag back in the cabinet! Who the fuck does something like that?! I almost had to drink my coffee without a sweetner, but I was able to scrape enough off the sides of the container to use.

That... sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing I'd be guilty of, to be honest.

[Arx]

I actually did put it in my sig, before Haspen appeared. Rotation for the win.

[Glloyd]

I'm sorry Glloyd but when each successive group of tourists took out a pylon like they weren't there I just lost it and burst out laughing.

Haha, it's okay, everything's funnier in hindsight. Honestly though, it's like each successive person saw them and thought "I can totally squeeze through that, no problem", but totally couldn't.

[Akura]

I'm riding home when a truck in front of and coming at me suddenly pulls into the bike lane. They give me a funny look after I pull off the road to avoid being hit. What the fuck is wrong with people? There wasn't any reason to do that.

[LordSlowpoke]

i used to vroom vroom on a scoot scoot and cunts bumped into my rear on a regular basis to the point where i got pretty good at not crashing due to random huge acceleration

but then i stopped because once you're seriously contemplating carrying a machete with you to cut bitches up it is time to stop

at least i have that sort of self control

i mean i were 5 above the speed limit on a regular basis the fuck you want

regular basis regular basis regular basis okay that's enough

[scriver]

Shush.

I go to put sugar in my coffee this morning, and the container that has the sugar is almost empty. Time to refill, I suppose, so I open the cabinet where we keep a bag of sugar, kept in a ziplock bag to keep out the ants. Only that bag is completely empty. Someone simply used all the sugar in the bag, and put the empty bag back in the cabinet! Who the fuck does something like that?! I almost had to drink my coffee without a sweetner, but I was able to scrape enough off the sides of the container to use.

That... sounds suspiciously like the sort of thing I'd be guilty of, to be honest.

I do such things a lot when I'm in a hurry, or when I'm tired and just absentmindedly follow the routine.

[Tawa]

Ditto. :/

[mastahcheese]

I've done that a couple times, and I'm always the one who finds it later, and have to blame myself.

[Orange Wizard]

I don't do anything of the sort.
Mostly because I don't have sugar in my coffee. I don't even drink coffee, actually. I drink tea, like a proper gentleman.

[Tawa]

I drink tea, like a proper gentleman.

*gentlemanly brofist*

[i2amroy]

I've done that a couple times, and I'm always the one who finds it later, and have to blame myself.

The worst part is when you take something disposable like a chip bag that's virtually empty, pull it out to find it's empty, and then put it back in the cupboard, only to pull it out at the next meal again.

[MaximumZero]

Welp, I'm going to feel like a real jerk here in a minute. My store only carries two employees at any given time. So, before my boss left and tonight's other employee came in, the boss asked me to have her wash the windows. She comes in out of uniform, wearing a very thin white T-shirt. *facepalm*

[Sirus]

This might be one of those times when you wash the windows instead :/

[MaximumZero]

I found some shirts in the back room. Wet tshirt contestCrisis averted!

GreatOrder: My boss is a gangly, goofy looking dude who is 6'6". Worst mental picture.

[sal880612m]

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Why, why, just why is the washroom either always occupied or about to be occupied whenever I need to go.