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[Descan]

overload yourself with testosterone for a week or two, it should do the trick

I read this as "Owlbread yourself with testosterone." ...

[TD1]

Come now. We all know Owlbread isn't pure testosterone.

The logistics just don't work.

[Dutchling]

Pizza delivery guy is at the wrong address.

Yay, cold pizza imminent.

[Frumple]

Cold pizza is also delicious.

But, more than that: Microwave? Stove? Blowdryer? Sun-warmed rocks? Many and varied are the means of heating. The greatest trick of unwanted cold pizza is convincing the hungry there is no means of becoming hot.

[miauw62]

I'm trying really hard to think up a joke with scotland and testosterone but I can't find anything.

[Frumple]

something something violently fondling wood is a national sport etc.

[penguinofhonor]

The fullest pizza experience requires eating the hot pizza when you get it then cold pizza leftovers the next morning. You can't just have hot or cold. You need both.

[Dutchling]

Penguin gets it.

Lukewarm pizza doesn't cut it.

[Helgoland]

The fullest pizza experience requires eating the hot pizza when you get it then cold pizza leftovers the next morning. You can't just have hot or cold. You need both.

Why not eat the whole pizza while it's hot, and another hot one in the morning?

I'm tempted to do a 'hot master race' joke now...

[LordSlowpoke]

hot like mastah's plumber's ass

the point of pizza is to have enough pizza to stack two different kinds of pizza, one cold and one hot, on top of each other and eat that like a sandwich

i mean why else would it exist? a peasant food? PFFFFFFF

[TD1]

Something testosterone something skirts something estrogen

[Loud Whispers]

overload yourself with testosterone for a week or two, it should do the trick

I read this as "Owlbread yourself with testosterone." ...

Descan has owlbreadophenia, and gives others descanophrenia?

[LordSlowpoke]

overload yourself with testosterone for a week or two, it should do the trick

I read this as "Owlbread yourself with testosterone." ...

Descan has owlbreadophenia, and gives others descanophrenia?

the fuck kinda ghetto cdc are you guys running here

now that i ain't descanin i gotta start telling you to lay off

even sirus wasn't under this kinda barrage

[Sergarr]

Pizza delivery guy is at the wrong address.

Yay, cold pizza imminent.

you are rich enough to have people deliver food to you 

[Frumple]

Mom making me and my sis do work for her.
We have to do six people's schedule thingies in two to three hours.
We have done three in one hour fifty one minutes.
Now we're worried she'll be angry at us for taking too long.

Hey, if y'all did as well as you could and she flips anyway, just remind her that when you recruit untrained, unpaid workers, any more than you put in that you get out is a notable bonus.