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[LordSlowpoke]

american pie is cow-tier, it's almost like you know nothing about pastries

but then you can't even get bread right

i suppose saying that it's good in context is reasonable

[LordSlowpoke]

it's very hard to fuck up bacon was she buying prepackaged bullshit or what

[Hanslanda]

According to my old Chemistry teacher, American bacon tastes godawful.

And she wasn't able to bring British bacon with her.

American bacon tastes like bacon. Read: Delicious. I will admit that British bacon is superior in every way except for one... They both taste exactly the same. British bacon is just thicker cut, with a better texture.

[timferius]

Peameal bacon is best bacon! Peameal bacon on a bun, with cheese and a fried egg.

[TD1]

My sister works at a coffee shop.

My sister brought home bags of food from said coffee shop.

All bags contained copious amounts of bacon.

So, I must correct all of you. Bacon quality is directly linked to bacon quantity.

[Frumple]

Indeed. Bacon is the one foodstuff that directly violates the rule of diminishing marginal utility. Instead of each subsequent piece granting less foodjoy per unit, they grants more.

Scientists and philosophers are completely unbaffled by this phenomena -- as one notable stated, "It's goddamn bacon. Of course it just gets better."

[SealyStar]

Eh, I'm not even a health nut, but Jim Gaffigan's quote about McDonald's works for bacon, too:

Momentary pleasure followed by incredible guilt eventually leading to cancer.

[Frumple]

I have never experienced even the singlemost ounce of guilt after eating bacon. Also no cancer, yet! It does not work for bacon.

[Tawa]

<sup><sub>I do not like bacon

TO THE MOTHERSHIP PUNY HUMANS</sub></sup>

[MaximumZero]

More bacon for me, Taw!

[Tawa]

^D_E^S_T^R_O^Y _T^H_E ^B_A^C_O^N_!

[MaximumZero]

* MaximumZero punches Tawarochir into the sun, where he turns sizzly and crispy.

[Tawa]

"Please, MZ", the people will say, "punch us", and he will look down, and he will say "No."
And then he won't punch them in the face.

But. But. But.

* Tawarochir drinks a potion of Wish

[TD1]

Said wish is filed in the corrupt a wish thread.

You are now a living, animate huge piece of bacon. Beware dogs. And most people, too

[SealyStar]

I never said I didn't like bacon. Just that eating bacon is a tradeoff.