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[RedKing]

It's 22 degrees Celsius here. That's pretty warm to me. I suppose you're talking hotter, though?

Yeah, more like 35 Celsius.

[blazing glory]

Gah,feels like my left lung is going on strike,or something on the left upper side of my body,I get sharp pain if I take a deep breath.

[Ultimuh]

In Greenland, you will not encounter venomous spiders of any kind.
Granted, it might be cold during winters but summers can be quite nice.
The thing you might look out for however are mosquitoes, they are like a plague during summer.
And if you are afraid of polar bears, they usually roam north of the polar circle.
You will most likely get lost and eventually starve to death, than encountering any Polar Bears in the wild.

[Tellemurius]

localised necrosis

* Tawarochir is stuck between shuddering in fear and modding giant sac spiders into DF

Hey, at least they are not giant desert scorpions Mosquito Men.

FTFY

[nenjin]

M&M wars? As in... throwing M&Ms at each other, in some chocolatey facsimile of dodgeball?

It's basically large scale tag. Everyone gets one M&M. If you're tagged by the opposing team, you give them your M&M and they take you prisoner, putting you on a stockade in their camp. If one of your team mates tags you in the stockade, you're released. It was pretty fun, until the girls started cheating, and eating their M&Ms before they'd be captured, then refusing to go to the stockade.

[Akura]

M&M wars? As in... throwing M&Ms at each other, in some chocolatey facsimile of dodgeball?

It's basically large scale tag. Everyone gets one M&M. If you're tagged by the opposing team, you give them your M&M and they take you prisoner, putting you on a stockade in their camp. If one of your team mates tags you in the stockade, you're released. It was pretty fun, until the girls started cheating, and eating their M&Ms before they'd be captured, then refusing to go to the stockade.

Considering what often happens to female prisoners of war in real life, I find that to be something like swallowing a cyanide pill instead of being captured.

[Flying Dice]

Well that turned dark quite rapidly.

[TD1]

Quite. On the other hand, I now believe we should issue M&Ms to all woman soldiers.

[Graknorke]

M&M wars? As in... throwing M&Ms at each other, in some chocolatey facsimile of dodgeball?

It's basically large scale tag. Everyone gets one M&M. If you're tagged by the opposing team, you give them your M&M and they take you prisoner, putting you on a stockade in their camp. If one of your team mates tags you in the stockade, you're released. It was pretty fun, until the girls started cheating, and eating their M&Ms before they'd be captured, then refusing to go to the stockade.

Considering what often happens to female prisoners of war in real life, I find that to be something like swallowing a cyanide pill instead of being captured.

No, it's more like removing any trace of uniform so that you can't be identified as a soldier, and therefore can't be taken as a PoW. Well, not legally.

[TD1]

...I think it would be counterproductive if the female soldiers started stripping off their clothes XD

Might help morale, though 

[RedKing]

Well that turned dark quite rapidly.

M&Ms: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Also melts from aerial napalm strikes.


Don't even ask about the M&M-Skittles genocides.
We found them there in the middle of the village....a little pile of broken candy shells. The horror.....the horror....

[Bauglir]

Y'know that thing where you're not sure if you actually slept or just laid in bed for 8 hours with your eyes closed? Blehhhhh.

[Helgoland]

Don't even ask about the M&M-Skittles genocides.
We found them there in the middle of the village....a little pile of broken candy shells. The horror.....the horror....

Dark times, truly.

[Neonivek]

Ok there is something that just pisses me off about Ultra Street Fighter 4...

I mean really? normal, ultimate, and now Ultra?

[BFEL]

Ok there is something that just pisses me off about Ultra Street Fighter 4...

I mean really? normal, ultimate, and now Ultra?

Next is Ulterior.

My rage is that because of a fuckhueg storm this morning (I deliver newspapers, so I'm out in that shit for hours) our electricity went out, which meant we couldn't get in our house cuz electric garage door.
By the time we were done delivering it was back on, but once we got in the house BEEP....BEEP.... BEEP.... and it took us about a half hour to find what the fuck it was (The carbon monoxide monitors battery died)

Also mah poor dog was stuck at home scared of the storm, then had to go through the lights and air conditioning suddenly dying (it was hot out but storming, so the storm kinda felt good, but caused sooo much bullshit) and who knows how long she had to listen to that damn beeping