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[Loud Whispers]

As the end of the school year approaches, I learn that nobody in my homeroom can read an analog clock, except me and the teacher.

...they don't know how a clock works in telling the time? Do you attend a school for the under 70 IQs?

TBH I have to stare at analogs for a bit before I can figure out what time it is. It already makes me feel bad but now I feel worse about it.. :x

That's really common actually. I've known high school seniors who have difficulty with reading analog clocks. Can't blame people, given how common it is to rely on your phone for keeping track of time nowadays. People just get out of habit, I guess.

^{analogue wrist watch master race represent}

The rumours are true! You need more clocks on buildings and shit,  plaster walls with clocks.  It helps.

[LordSlowpoke]

my wrist watch contains a timescale and traditional display

the timescale shows me what time it is here the traditional shows me what time it was yesterday

i should get more timezones to be interested in

[TD1]

If the kid got a black eye, it might teach him some common courtesy. Or is that uncommon courtesy? I never can tell.

As for watches, I had a nightmare about not having my watch because I don't sleep with it on.

[IronTomato]

~snip~

*cracks knuckles*
Just out of curiosity, where does that kid live?

[TD1]

...You're not gonna send him an IronTomato in the mail, are you?

[Worldmaster27]

~snip~

*cracks knuckles*
Just out of curiosity, where does that kid live?

No no no no! You're doing it all wrong; you're supposed to ask: Where does he live, what's his name, and how superstitious is he?

[LordSlowpoke]

if you're setting someone up the bomb does it really matter how superstitious they are

[TD1]

~snip~

*cracks knuckles*
Just out of curiosity, where does that kid live?

No no no no! You're doing it all wrong; you're supposed to ask: Where does he live, what's his name, and how superstitious is he?

Yeah, I'm gonna second this

You simply didn't do it right! 

[Worldmaster27]

It matters if you're doing a pacifist run, and simply need to scare him into moving far, far away and never going back to that summer camp ever.

[Loud Whispers]

if you're setting someone up the bomb does it really matter how superstitious they are

+1 NSA watchlist
I wonder if the NSA uses analogue clocks
Because Snowden keeps leaking the files on what digital time it is in NSA land

[LordSlowpoke]

i assume the nsa uses analogue clocks because you can't bug a chunk of quartz

nsaland needs to be made a country, think we can just create an island on one of the other side of best korea and slam it there

[hops]

I'm trying to train myself to be able to tell the time accurately without a watch. So far I can only do that for one hour after seeing a clock.

[Parsely]

It matters if you're doing a pacifist run, and simply need to scare him into moving far, far away and never going back to that summer camp ever.

IRL pacifist runs. Love it.

[Putnam]

Why do people think we should make any decisions whatsoever based on IQ? It's useless. It signifies nothing except how good you are at IQ tests.

[Helgoland]

Well, doing well at tasks similar to those in an IQ test is kinda correlated with doing well in IQ tests...