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[scriver]

Okay, after closer inspection, I've got what looks like a canker sore on that dangly thing at the back of my mouth. Fuck.

That's sounds pretty bad. On the plus side, that's still leagues better than a Keiser Soze on your dangly bits.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Jar of peanut butter.
That is all.

[Sirus]

Jar of peanut butter.
That is all.

Doesn't sound like rage to me.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Jar of peanut butter.
That is all.

Doesn't sound like rage to me.

Think about it.

[Sirus]

Jar of peanut butter.
That is all.

Doesn't sound like rage to me.

Think about it.

...nope. Still sounds good to me. Especially if it is crunchy peanut butter.
Unless when you say "that is all", you mean that is all you have to eat.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Jar of peanut butter.
That is all.

Doesn't sound like rage to me.

Think about it.

...nope. Still sounds good to me. Especially if it is crunchy peanut butter.
Unless when you say "that is all", you mean that is all you have to eat.

The jar.
Specifically the lid.

[Tiruin]

It would do you well to not be vague with these parts.

We can draw a ton of ideas from how the peanut butter jar lit made you RAEG.
Maybe its rectangular.
Maybe it has a as the logo.
Maybe it has comic sans as the font.
Maybe you can't find a way to open it.
Maybe its actually radioactive.
Maybe its collapsible and rusted and you can't get to the peanut butter because of that.

>_>

[Imperial Guardsman]

I cant open the lid.

[Sirus]

But...but...Peanut butter jars are easy as cake to open
Try running the lid under hot water, maybe?

[Imperial Guardsman]

But...but...Peanut butter jars are easy as cake to open
Try running the lid under hot water, maybe?

I had to hit it with a spoon to loosen the thread.

[Darvi]

See, there's your problem. Shoulda used a spork.

[Mech#4]

If it's vacuum sealed I usually stick-n-wiggle a knife under the rim, but peanut butter jars here tend to have plastic lids rather than metal ones.

Though whacking the middle of the metal lid with the handle of a utensil works just as well... usually. Just don't miss, skinning your knuckles hurts.

[TD1]

Yuck.

Peanut Butter. Yuck.

[Darvi]

If it's vacuum sealed I usually stick-n-wiggle a knife under the rim, but peanut butter jars here tend to have plastic lids rather than metal ones.

I just stab them until there's a hole.

[Mech#4]

If it's vacuum sealed I usually stick-n-wiggle a knife under the rim, but peanut butter jars here tend to have plastic lids rather than metal ones.

I just stab them until there's a hole.

Shotgunning a peanut butter jar is a very impressive skill to have.