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[Iceblaster]

Gah!

We're supposed to have left by now but my mom apparently has to hear about everything while we're supposed to be home by midnight, but ffffuck it!

We can be home by four for all I care.

Sure, I've say in the car for forty minutes making sure the fucking dogs don't mess anything up but goddamnit!

* Iceblaster sighs at his pissy attitude and anger.

Probably overreacting but who fucking cares.

[hops]

I had thought of a cool name for my new forum game.
Now I can't remember it. This is why I hate naming things.

Get a paper and write every words that come to your mind.
That's how I recall my dreams. Every time I can't remember something I just barf up a whole lot of words until one of them trigger my memory.

[itisnotlogical]

I didn't think it was possible for calves to hurt this much. I can barely stand. Sitting/lying down doesn't make it much better. And to think I was excited to go to work once upon a time.

[KingofstarrySkies]

You're supposed to write it down within five minutes or so of waking. Otherwise, you'll forget /something/

[Parsely]

Or shave your head. You can't really fuck that up, to be honest.

I shaved my head in highschool.

...

It didn't grow back.

My godfather had super manly Sean Connery hairy chest and pits when he was 15 (and hated it) then lost all his hair when he was 18. He's still rubbing his head whenever anyone talks about it.

[Yoink]

Brother's playing irritating music on the TV, distracting me from the character I'm trying to write. :-/
I want to get this done so I can have a nap and a shower and not just forget what I was doing.

Edit: For fuck's sake, it's even worse than I thought- he's decided to watch some awful talent show, with the volume on. I shouldn't have chipped in money for this television in the first place. Now I have to get the hell out of here.

[Orange Wizard]

Flip the circuit-breakers leading into the house, call it a power cut, and convince him to leave before turning it back on.

[Habbadax]

Why do wasps exist

[Graknorke]

Why do wasps exist

Because they are good at surviving and reproducing their DNA.

[TD1]

Why do wasps exist

Because they are good at surviving and reproducing their DNA.

And also because their primary food source is your soul.

[Worldmaster27]

Why do wasps exist

Because they are good at surviving and reproducing their DNA.

And also because their primary food source is your soul.

Your sanity and misery too, don't forget those.

[Yoink]

If they feed on your misery... does that make you happier overall?
Also: is my avatar broken? 'Cause if so that's pretty rage-worthy. That thing is my pride and joy.

[Helgoland]

Nope. It's twisted, but it's not broken.

[Sirus]

If they feed on your misery... does that make you happier overall?
Also: is my avatar broken? 'Cause if so that's pretty rage-worthy. That thing is my pride and joy.

I wouldn't know, because I blocked it

[kisame12794]

Okay, after closer inspection, I've got what looks like a canker sore on that dangly thing at the back of my mouth. Fuck.