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[Yoink]

But... they aren't?

If you don't have a girlfriend, what are you doing in a sexual relationship with a woman for? (Yes this does happen)

and If you are fat... crossing your legs is uncomfortable.

I don't think you read it too closely.
"Loss of interest in relationships with women in an erotic manner." So, you aren't chasing tail. Nowhere does it say they were already in an erotic relationship with a woman. And 7 and 10 aren't contradictory in the slightest- if being fat is what's preventing you from crossing your legs, how would being "thin and frail" contradict "crossing your legs constantly"?

I think maybe "contradictory" wasn't the word you intended. *shrug*

[hops]

1. Loss of interest in relationships with women in an erotic manner.
3. Having preferences for mixing his regular clothes with unisex cut women's clothes.
5. Sudden mood shifts
8. Combs/arranges hair a lot
10. Crosses his legs constantly.

Hum, I doubt this actually even works.
They need a better gaydar.

[ShoesandHats]

Guys can't cross their legs because their thighs would squash their dick/nuts. At the very least that goes for me. I know plenty of dudes who put one leg on their knee, otherwise I think I know one very skinny guy who does that, but he's not gay.

I can cross my legs thigh-over-thigh just fine. I'm not even super-super skinny.

[Neonivek]

But... they aren't?

If you don't have a girlfriend, what are you doing in a sexual relationship with a woman for? (Yes this does happen)

and If you are fat... crossing your legs is uncomfortable.

I don't think you read it too closely.
"Loss of interest in relationships with women in an erotic manner." So, you aren't chasing tail. Nowhere does it say they were already in an erotic relationship with a woman. And 7 and 10 aren't contradictory in the slightest- if being fat is what's preventing you from crossing your legs, how would being "thin and frail" contradict "crossing your legs constantly"?

I think maybe "contradictory" wasn't the word you intended. *shrug*

Maybe partially exclusive.

Where fulfilling or not fulfilling one... increases the chances that another won't be.

[Darvi]

So the area between Saturn and Uranus is the solar system's taint.

But Uranus has a ring too... and so does Jupiter... and Neptune

        Joke

Neo's head

[Neonivek]

So the area between Saturn and Uranus is the solar system's taint.

But Uranus has a ring too... and so does Jupiter... and Neptune

        Joke

Neo's head

I got the joke your Anus HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.......................

but I am bringing up the... other problems with it.

[SealyStar]

Oh, when you say "cross your legs" I don't do it that way. I thought it meant crossing legs period. What I do is the "put one calf horizontally across the other thigh so the foot dangles off the side of the thigh" leg-cross.

[Yoink]

Oh, when you say "cross your legs" I don't do it that way. I thought it meant crossing legs period. What I do is the "put one calf horizontally across the other thigh so the foot dangles off the side of the thigh" leg-cross.

Yeah, that was one more silly thing about a rather silly list.

[hops]

You mean there's other ways to cross your legs?

[Yoink]

Yeah. Hot thigh-on-thigh action, mainly.
 
Anyway, new Rage: I shouldn't be eating all these crisps, but I can't help it.
They're my favourite freaking flavour, salt and vinegar, and they're just sitting there. I don't have that kind of self control.

[Mech#4]

Have you eaten enough for your lips to go white?

[Neonivek]

Yeah. Hot thigh-on-thigh action, mainly.
 
Anyway, new Rage: I shouldn't be eating all these crisps, but I can't help it.
They're my favourite freaking flavour, salt and vinegar, and they're just sitting there. I don't have that kind of self control.

Are there people in your house who will eat them if you don't?

[kisame12794]

Man, Miss Vickie's salt and vinegar chips. I fucking love that kind. I can eat an entire family sized bag myself in one sitting. SO GOOD.

[hops]

My policy is to eat all the chips before the snack gnomes get to them.

[Yoink]

Are there people in your house who will eat them if you don't?

Yeah, although these chips/crisps have gone uneaten for a full day, which is ridiculous. I can hardly resist the temptation for that long, after all!

Have you eaten enough for your lips to go white?

Erm, nope!