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[Frumple]

I've never heard anyone around here speak positively of the taste of raccoon, though...

Doesn't exactly stop J from eating it, be that her wont, but racoon's not a common dish in these parts from what I've seen. They make decent enough hats, but not terribly good food.

[TD1]

Maybe baby raccoons taste nicer? That's how it works with sheep, anyway

[AlleeCat]

I was making an insulting stereotype joke about eating road kill. I'm sorry if it went over your heads...

[Sirus]

I...don't think it went over anyone's heads. Since they don't exactly raise racoons for meat, the most likely way to taste raccoon is either hunting for them or running them over.

[Gunner-Chan]

I think I've been past the point I'd consider raccoon a good meal worth wasting a bullet on for a long time now.

[Tellemurius]

Eh, slow cook it for some hours just taste like rabbit.

[Frumple]

I...don't think it went over anyone's heads. Since they don't exactly raise racoons for meat, the most likely way to taste raccoon is either hunting for them or running them over.

Or shoot 'em to keep 'em out of trash or whatever. Plenty of ways to get your hand on some raccoon meat. They're pretty common critters.

It's kinda' weird to me to call eating roadkill an insult, though. Folks do. No reason to waste the meat if it's still good. Usually don't bother with smaller stuff (plus stuff like raccoon, possum, and 'dillo are generally ill thought of, quality wise), but venison gets hauled off regular when someone hits a deer. Thing's dead, corpse is still in decent enough shape. Might as well get a meal to offset the vehicle damage, y'know? Least if the cops don't get it first.

[TD1]

* Frumple drags a mutilated carcass home.

Yep. Exactly as I'd pictured it.

[Knit tie]

We sometimes eat moose roadkill in Russia, what's insulting about that?

[Gunner-Chan]

Honestly if I shot a dude coming into my home in defense I'd likely feel a little wasteful that I had to let the morgue take the body instead of eating it.

I shot that dammit! D.

[nenjin]

We sometimes eat moose roadkill in Russia, what's insulting about that?

How hot does it get in Russia? Because in the South/Southwest, people will look askance at you if you eat a piece of roadkill that's been simmering nicely in a 105 degree heat on the highway.

[Knit tie]

We sometimes eat moose roadkill in Russia, what's insulting about that?

How hot does it get in Russia?

Like, well below meat freezing temperature in winter?

Because in the South/Southwest, people will look askance at you if you eat a piece of roadkill that's been simmering nicely in a 105 degree heat on the highway.

Roadkill usually comes straight from under the wheels anyway.

[TD1]

What do you do if it's still living? Say, with a broken leg?

[Knit tie]

What do you do if it's still living? Say, with a broken leg?

Do you honestly believe that at the speeds most Russians are going the stuff they impact survives?

[scrdest]

What do you do if it's still living? Say, with a broken leg?

FINISH HIM! (*rips moose's spine out*)